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About Me

I likes to's be's larges and in charges with my mins. After I eat my bucket o' chicken, I likes to haves Robin Phillips ovah to my hizzy cuz my lips so greasy and she like to take pictures of me wit collard greens all stuck up in my grill! If you like the chickens, then you fit-nah loves my brefs. So if you like a fulls figureds black gerd.....I could be so goods to you. I be learning all my tricks froms WILLIE DYNAMITE! He dont' get MY tips! But I do makes hims lots of moneys. He is a real tight dressah! Willie got a white rabbit furs hats he like to wure when he pimpin' out. Willie know how to treat a womanz.Willie like to make the sweet love early in de mornin fo he put his teefus inta his face.

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My Interests

Midget mud wrestling, de mins, salves fo de venereal warts, trying on fancy lingereez to pleeze de mins. Applying for de welfares and de financial aids. Bingo, drinking champipple with de mins. Fried chicken lunches in de park with de mins. Dancing til I sweat with malodorous fumigation cuz of being wit too many of de mins......dats it I guess. Oh yes , I still be lookin fo dat fruity douche I likes called Raspberry Tingles. Collard Green Marines cookin on de hot stoves wit a hamhock in her.

I'd like to meet:

A mens with 10 inches or more. I like to call him black mamba! Cuz it feel like a snake. "say! don't be bringin' me no vienna sausages!! cuz I make a sandwich outta you!" Midgets need not applies. Must have no frum-undah cheeses.Kindly bring a lawge bottles of Alize' wit you so we kin haves cockteelios. I got a plastic tiki light I gots at de thrift stoe down de street , she kinda cute likes. We put on some Luther and slo dance to de beat of a soulful buterry breathed black man. God bless Luther. Amens...Kin sumbody git hold of Snoop Dawg fo me? He said he fitna brang my baby some mil-kuh.He dun run oft wit my WIC cawd.Homewreckin' ho's with bad hairrah an bags up undah neath dey eyes.Oh yeah, Heckler and Koch.

Music:

Pariliament Funkadelic. George Clinton. EW&F, Luther, Anita Baker, Marvin Gayes. Jennifer Holliday. Issac Hayes, stacey lattisaw, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Ripperton, Sly and the family stone, Cameo, Sammy Davis Jr, Miles davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Bird, Donna Summer, Gwen Guthrie ,Ray Charles,Prince, Morris Day.

Movies:

The colors purples, A raisen in de suns, Mandingo,Looks shoose cummin to dinnah, Soulman , The Watermelon Mins, Out of Afreeka,Pulp Fictions, Friday's,Superfly,Shaft,White mins can't jump,BAPS,Carwash,Soulplane.

Television:

Sanford and sons, the Jeffesons, Good Times, In living color,the Cosby show, A different world, totally raven living single,Qvc,different strokes,starsky and hutch and anything about hairy monkeys or National Geograpicals. pictures of de mins wit full on ritual attire wit dey buzniss availables for viewing pleasures. Planet of the Apes.

Books:

I like de books but I can't read. Cookbooks cuz I like to eat. I look at de pictures and den run to Churches for my dinnah.

Heroes:

Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Willie Dynamite, Karl Lewis,Abraham Lincoln, Shaquille O'Neils, Wilt Chamberlain,Stevie Wonder , Ray Charles. Anyone who has ever licked....I mean loved me.De ol bratwurst man in Chicago wit dat juicy sausage I loves.Lawd Jesus in my soulThe ColonelThe Michelin Mins"

My Blog

Poppin' in de yardz

Now be de times fo de poppin in de yardz. For all you lubbly fendz o mine, jes come on ovah cuz derrah be a poppin goin on ovah herrah. It is all green and filled wit de singin a de birdz. Glory be, ...
Posted by Bogeetah on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

Simple ways to tell if you crazy.

Hello therrah to all you lovely peoples, Most recentlys I'ze been havin many thoughts bout someone I knows. Quite actuallees, I know dis person pretty wells. Ya'lll all feel free to state yo pinions...
Posted by Bogeetah on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

de ol halloweenies

Hello to all my favite goblins,spooks and demons. We is so excited today to be bringing out de tiny goblin dat fitna be de ol Darth de Vaders,see? De big goblin fitna help a little brutha outs. We...
Posted by Bogeetah on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

Labradids

Here we is ,all my lublly chirrens. I felt like sharin a little loves wit all you fine folks did out derrah. Now herreah we be on a lubbly ebeninns all laid up in in dis herrah crackah box hizzy...
Posted by Bogeetah on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST

Be a sistah fah de livin'

I am herrah to testifies bout de livin fo dah a sistahs. It is jes way to much fo me. Now ya gots to be real a patients cuz dey be movin real slow likes dat. First one came in to de beauty shop o...
Posted by Bogeetah on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST

De Lemony Cake Dilemnas

Hello derrah,Thank you fo stoppin by ta-day chirren. We fitna make a big ol lemony cake in de pan I bought at de church rummage sales did. First of all is de dilemenas of keepin dem baby chirrens ...
Posted by Bogeetah on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:27:00 PST

The Trip to Caddo Lake

So here we is agins. Hello to all my fine peeps out derrah. I'm jes did be bak from my las trips. I went on out to da swamp land out der in East Texas. Chile, dey had dem some hundrid yearruh...
Posted by Bogeetah on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:37:00 PST

Oh Hunny it's the Bunny

Lawd know Eastah Sundy is round de cornah. Evahbody be all fancy in dey new Eastah clothes.I jess put up Allegrias hairs up into dem tiny little braids wit a barrette om each end a dem little thangs....
Posted by Bogeetah on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:48:00 PST

Here we is

So here we is chirrens. Springtime is here and now be de times for all you chirrens to come in and get yo hair did.Petunias is quite pop lar as a fresh adordiment to you own personal style did.We i...
Posted by Bogeetah on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:52:00 PST