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the count of montefisto

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorFrom a shitty town to a shitty city, my name's paddy and i'm either a miserable bastard, or I've drunk far too many drinks with e numbers, sugar and caffeine and turn into super adhd man, which would be a shite super hero

My Interests

backgammon, gammon, backs, shovehapeny, navy seals, chuck norris, kicking, fire, shiny things, knives, ooh exploding things, roadkill, death, lies and deceit mother, ooh black mother, lock me under the stairs and feed me pins mother, candy, puppies, but only the kind you can eat, korea
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Agent Dale Cooper FBI, James Brown (just being difficult,)Chuck Norris, Navy Seals, people who want to be Navy Seals, seals/sealions that are preferably navy blue, people in the navy, ooh and the queen, Scarlett Johanssen, in any form, preferably in the ass, Vincent Price (you know the grave cant hold him), Tom Sizemore (would probably get me into a film, one with hookers), paddy considine, Eliza Dushku (she can touch me, you know, there), the suicidal horse from big train, Vincent D'Onofrio to find out what his major disfunction hisYour results:
You are Hulk Hulk 85% The Flash 85% Catwoman 75% Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 70% Robin 65% Superman 55% Green Lantern 45% Supergirl 40% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 20% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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Your Inner Child Is Happy
You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.
You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.
And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.
You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to. How Is Your Inner Child?

Music:

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It's nice isn't it. I like making sweet music. Cake (like them as much as a fatkid likes cake, [not the band, but the pudding, hence why they are fat])The Clash, deftones, ramones, suicide machines, dead kennedy's, mohair, anything patton based, pinochet, sick of it all, pantera, devo, stuff, shit and ting Primus, Hot Butter

Movies:

Snakes On a Muthafucking Plane, This is England, Royal Tenenbaums, Brick, 24/7, room for romeo brass, Switchblade Romance, Blood Simple, Visitor Q, Dark Water, Thumbsucker, Sonatine, Chinatown, 2046, Man Who Wasn't There, Touch of Evil, Jarhead, History of Violence, Violent Cop, Pulse, The Omen, Jaws, La Haine, Singing In the Rain, Yojimbo, Audition, Vengeance Trilogy (Sympathy and Oldboy are awesome, Lady not so, but still good), Bottle Rocket, Barton Fink, Story of Ricky, Breathless, Point Break, Irreversible, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Sin City, Night Watch, Carlito's Way, Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Kevin Smith films, Tarantino films, Platoon, Infernal Affairs, Akira, Cabin Fever, Evil Dead 1,2,3, Braindead, Descent, Henry, X-men, Batman (the good ones), Spiderman, Confessions of a pop performer, Dead Man's Shoes, Mean Creek, Lost Boys, Taxi Driver, Goodbye Lenin, Dawn of the Dead (original, but remake's pretty fucking awesome), Menace II Society, Garden State, Suspiria, Texas Chainsaw, Halloween, Big Lebowsky, Miller's Crossing, The Ordeal, Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, A Better Tomorow I and II, Rocky (only the first one).... Could go on, maybe one day i will I think they're all films, did I pass?

Television:

The Shield, fitba, channel 5 soft porn (hee hee nipples), simpsons, spaced, big train, twin peaks, crimewatch

Books:

The Bible, Qu'ran, mayfair, hello!, choke (Chuck Palahniuck), Brett Easton Ellis's back catalogue, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Little Boy Blue, anything by HST, dirty crime novels... Raymond Chandler, Elmore Leonard etc.

Heroes:

We can be heroes, just for one day. Shame, bowie's a cunt. Strummer, Alan Smith, Alessandro Del Piero, Luke Wilson, Annabel Chong, Simon Smith, Bill Murray, Chan Wook Park, Chino Moreno, Takeshi Kitano (actor, director, poet, stand-up, talk show host, gameshow host, novelist), Robert Yeoman (Wes Anderson's dop of choice)

My Blog

dumb fucks

dumb fucks if you read this, i have nothing to say. probably thought this would be a witty rant on how stupid people can be
Posted by the count of montefisto on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST

6 things that make me weird

1. Clowns freak me out. They don't scare me or turn me psychotic or owt. They just make me feel uneasy (the unheimlich for fans of freud). I think it's the fact that they incorporate both human and un...
Posted by the count of montefisto on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST