backgammon, gammon, backs, shovehapeny, navy seals, chuck norris, kicking, fire, shiny things, knives, ooh exploding things, roadkill, death, lies and deceit mother, ooh black mother, lock me under the stairs and feed me pins mother, candy, puppies, but only the kind you can eat, korea
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
Agent Dale Cooper FBI, James Brown (just being difficult,)Chuck Norris, Navy Seals, people who want to be Navy Seals, seals/sealions that are preferably navy blue, people in the navy, ooh and the queen, Scarlett Johanssen, in any form, preferably in the ass, Vincent Price (you know the grave cant hold him), Tom Sizemore (would probably get me into a film, one with hookers), paddy considine, Eliza Dushku (she can touch me, you know, there), the suicidal horse from big train, Vincent D'Onofrio to find out what his major disfunction hisYour results:
You are Hulk
Hulk
85%
The Flash
85%
Catwoman
75%
Iron Man
75%
Spider-Man
70%
Robin
65%
Superman
55%
Green Lantern
45%
Supergirl
40%
Batman
35%
Wonder Woman
20%
You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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Your Inner Child Is Happy
You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.
You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.
And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.
You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to.
How Is Your Inner Child?
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It's nice isn't it. I like making sweet music.
Cake (like them as much as a fatkid likes cake, [not the band, but the pudding, hence why they are fat])The Clash, deftones, ramones, suicide machines, dead kennedy's, mohair, anything patton based, pinochet, sick of it all, pantera, devo, stuff, shit and ting
Primus, Hot Butter
Snakes On a Muthafucking Plane, This is England, Royal Tenenbaums, Brick, 24/7, room for romeo brass, Switchblade Romance, Blood Simple, Visitor Q, Dark Water, Thumbsucker, Sonatine, Chinatown, 2046, Man Who Wasn't There, Touch of Evil, Jarhead, History of Violence, Violent Cop, Pulse, The Omen, Jaws, La Haine, Singing In the Rain, Yojimbo, Audition, Vengeance Trilogy (Sympathy and Oldboy are awesome, Lady not so, but still good), Bottle Rocket, Barton Fink, Story of Ricky, Breathless, Point Break, Irreversible, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Sin City, Night Watch, Carlito's Way, Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Kevin Smith films, Tarantino films, Platoon, Infernal Affairs, Akira, Cabin Fever, Evil Dead 1,2,3, Braindead, Descent, Henry, X-men, Batman (the good ones), Spiderman, Confessions of a pop performer, Dead Man's Shoes, Mean Creek, Lost Boys, Taxi Driver, Goodbye Lenin, Dawn of the Dead (original, but remake's pretty fucking awesome), Menace II Society, Garden State, Suspiria, Texas Chainsaw, Halloween, Big Lebowsky, Miller's Crossing, The Ordeal, Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, A Better Tomorow I and II, Rocky (only the first one).... Could go on, maybe one day i will I think they're all films, did I pass?
The Shield, fitba, channel 5 soft porn (hee hee nipples), simpsons, spaced, big train, twin peaks, crimewatch
The Bible, Qu'ran, mayfair, hello!, choke (Chuck Palahniuck), Brett Easton Ellis's back catalogue, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Little Boy Blue, anything by HST, dirty crime novels... Raymond Chandler, Elmore Leonard etc.
We can be heroes, just for one day. Shame, bowie's a cunt. Strummer, Alan Smith, Alessandro Del Piero, Luke Wilson, Annabel Chong, Simon Smith, Bill Murray, Chan Wook Park, Chino Moreno, Takeshi Kitano (actor, director, poet, stand-up, talk show host, gameshow host, novelist), Robert Yeoman (Wes Anderson's dop of choice)