I want to know you in the face.

About Me

I'm small, furry and have an almost endless supply of energy provided by a source from beyond the edge of the universe. I'm necessarily reckless and I often endanger myself and those in close proximity to me. I do this in the hope of showing them that there is, in fact, another way......................................................... .................................................... I've recently returned from a round-the-world extravaganza of extreme personal danger thanks to the ingestion of a veritable cornucopia of drugs, excessive imbibing of alcohol, rambunctious fornication with an inestimably high number of loose women and the unwarranted possession of even looser morals...................................................... ..........................................Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened.................................................... . Be my friend and we can do this together.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks like me and is up for anything anytime. People who are clever enough to realise that none of this is important. I don't care if ....... is a bad idea, when will you get another chance to try it? Just think of the story people will tell if it kills you!! .

My Blog

Jungle Fever

Things I've learnt while travelling . #176,593:There is such a thing as a bad or inadvisable time to get a tattoo. 5 hours before heading into the jungle is one of them. Jungles provide little ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 17:19:00 GMT

Photos and Broken Knees

Hey kids, Got back from an ass-kicking 5 day trek from Cuzco to Machu Pichu yesterday and am nursing food poisoning, a hangover and two sprained knees today. Incredibly painful, but goddam was it wort...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 17:18:00 GMT

Sand Rape

Hey everybody, yes I am alive, thanks for asking!! Got a bus from Lima a couple of days ago, I couldn't handle the cuisine anymore. Cow's heart&intestine, sheeps eyes, raw fish, hairy...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 17:16:00 GMT

Balls of Fire.

So I was in the shower yesterday, trimming my pubes with some big sharp scissors when I accidently nicked my scrotum. I rubbed the offending area to try and relieve the pain when I suddenly got a...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 17:16:00 GMT

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Hey kids! So I was at work yesterday, dripping with sweat as I'd just moved 40 25kg bags of chocolate muffin mix from a big container onto a wooden pallet in the midday sun. Then I&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:15:00 GMT

Whims of the Great Magnet.

G'day you little rippers!! As many of you should know I am in Sydney, which is a lot like London only not as shit. I'm staying in an area called Kings Cross which is almost an exact replica of ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 17:13:00 GMT

Goa 2.

Hey everyone, I'm not dead, sorry for worrying those of you that asked!! This last week has been unusual to say the least, it's hard to differentiate between reality and dreams when you're tri...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 17:12:00 GMT

Goa.

Well, holy cow. Where to begin. Firstly I'm sorry for the beginning of the previous email. Although I loved getting all you responses "I was worried for a moment, then I remembered you're Jimmy" Ca...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:11:00 GMT

India.

I'm stuck in Agra, I've been mugged and they stole my bags and passport and all my money. Once I've written this email I will have to run out because I have no money to pay for this. Please contact th...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:10:00 GMT