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adopt your own virtual pet!Oh dear...actually i think that sums it up quite nicely, but if you really require more information I'm a bloke from Somerset who has been living in Reading for about five-ish years now, I live in my flat with my lovely fiance Emma, I have a head AND arms AND legs, and I think Badgers are quite funny as a conversational topic...um...i'm generally described either as a 'nice bloke' or a rancid little hobbit, of which descriptions i think i like the second one better, and my life is largely about my Em, my folks, my mates, and trying to enjoy life while at the same time making enough money to actually survive.I'm often hyper, sometimes humorous, regularly lazy and usually try to give a sh*t if someone I care about needs me to. I'd love to be a writer, although I have yet to achieve anything even vaguely solid on that one (its all very Howard Moon for those of you who like the Boosh) and I'm into my rock-clubs blah blah etc.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew George Clark
Birthday: At least 3 a year, all centered around the 9th
Birthplace: Truro, Cornwall, UK
Current Location: Arse end of hell...sorry, no, Reading :o)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondy-Brown (used to be white-blonde, stupid ageing)
Height: 5 foot 6 or 7 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: The Land of Tuesday
The Shoes You Wore Today: Havent yet, just bare feets
Your Weakness: Soppy Romanticism, Lack of ability to take stuff seriously
Your Fears: Heights, Deadly Small Furry Animals
Your Perfect Pizza: In my face
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Starting to actually properly write a book!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: that thing that makes the pig dance, thats awesome!
Thoughts First Waking Up: yay Emma!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ass, chest or eyes depending how vain im feeling
Your Bedtime: generally later than it should be, im hyper and only need a few hours
Your Most Missed Memory: surely if you miss a memory you've forgotten it so you wouldnt know what it was?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds coz of Big Macs, yes i'm a dirty burgerwhore
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wtf is nestea? sounds like a laxative
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, black with no sugar
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: frequently
Do you Sing: unfortunately for those around me...
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: have been and am
Do you want to go to College: sorta done that
Do you want to get Married: yeah, sooner or later
Do you belive in yourself: Occasionally...but theres a website of sightings of me, so i could just be an urban myth
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yes indeed
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think i'm minging...
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: definitely
Do you like Thunderstorms: yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!
Do you play an Instrument: The Hooting Face
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: bloody yanks...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, nor on trial
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Greg's left testicle, he hasnt noticed yet...
Ever been Drunk: once or twice...
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: not properly
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: God how emo...um...intercontinental ballistic herring accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont think i'm going to grow up as such, but i'd like to be a primary school teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada or new england in US
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: meh
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style: otter impersonator
Number of Drugs I have taken: a couple
Number of CDs I own: a metric shitload
Number of Piercings: none, not for want of wanting
Number of Tattoos: one, with several more planned
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, i wouldnt be where i am without everything i have done.
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