One of the fundamental truths of the universe is that there isn't anything that cannot be improved with the addition of pirates, ninjas, midgets or monkeys.
Full Name:: Mr 'About to do another inane quiz'
Birthday:: Cancelled due to bad behaviour
Birthplace:: Mum's ladybits
Eye Color:: Black
Hair Color:: Black (greying)
Height:: Black...I mean 6 foot 2
Weight:: Don't know. I'm a bloke.
Right handed or Left handed?: Right handed
Your Heritage:: Son of my father!
My Worst Habit:: Not getting out of bed.
Zodiac Sign:: Saggitarius
Shoe Size:: 11
Pants Size:: Tight! ooh!
Innie or Outie?: Innie! I'm not gross!
Parents Still Together?: Well they haven't been chopped up! Yeah.
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Homer Simpson DOH slippers
Your Weakness:: Think I'd tell you people?!?!?
Your Fears:: None
Your Perfect Pizza:: Deep Pan Pineapple, Chicken, Sweetcorn.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Beating my insomnia. Getting my ideal job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: No idea. Don't use it.
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Oh please no... have I oversleptTHAT long?
Your Best Physical Feature:: Finely honed arse
Your Bedtime:: I have insomnia...you tell me!
Your Most Missed Memory:: ...is one I can't remember?! Duhh!
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Purple
Food?: Regularly. Cake.
Sport?: What? Does shooting with my bow count?
Animal?: Yes I am, thank you :)... Monkeys
Ice Cream?: Choklit. With choklit Pbits
Candy?: Piss off. I'm not American.
Store?: Again...non comprende...
Salad Dressing?: Choklit
Actor?: Sir Alec Guiness, God rest his soul.
Song?: On the Ropes by the Wonder Stuff.
Letter?: Running out of decent questions already?
Number?: 17
Gum?: Top one. I had an ulcer in the lower one
Holiday?: Too grumpy for all that!
Season?: Winter
Toothpaste Flavor?: Choklit
Radio Station?: Choklit
Perfume?: Choklit
Scent besides perfume?: Choklit
Body part on the opposite sex?: Better than body part on the floor I guess.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Older. Alive.
How Do You Want To Die?: Very noisily.
Turn ons:: Ladies (naked)
Turn offs:: Men (naked)
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: My pet clone, Doppelganger
Who's The Loudest?: ....me?
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: My brother
Who Have You Known The Longest?: My brother, again
Who's The Shyist?: My bunny
When Have You Cried The Most?: When born I'd guess
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: When a man and a woman love each other very much, they do this thing, you see..
Worst Feeling?: I would imagine being savaged by rabid dogs. In the arse.
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Oh, under a bridge. Am I still doing this effing quiz?
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Sleep patterns
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Not too long. To the end of this quiz.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: Choklit
Let's look at the: Choklit
What a nice: Choklit
Where did all the: Choklit
Why can't we: Choklit
Silly, little: Choklit
Isn't it weird that: Choklit
Never under any circumstance: Choklit
I wish: Choklit
Everyone has a: Choklit
I am: Choklit
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yes
Been To Juvie?: Begone. Come back when I can understand you.
Mooned Someone?: Many times
Been Rejected?: A couple of times
Ran Away From Home?: Kind of
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Isn't a crush a fruit drink? Then, no!
Skipped School?: Many times
Thought About Suicide?: On occasions
Slept Outside?: Yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes
Cried In School?: Yes
Thrown Up In School?: God, it was so long ago...
Wanted To Be a Model?: Yes, a model aeroplane.
Cheated On Someone?: Yes
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Most days.
Seen A Dead Body?: Yes
Been Bitched Out?: Bitched out? I have been bitched AT, I don't know what bitched out is...bitched 'till I came out? Nope!
Drank Alcohol?: Once or twice
Smoked?: Yes
Been On Drugs?: Drugs are bad, hmmkay!
Eaten Sushi?: Yes
Been On Stage?: Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Nope
Shoplifted?: You ain't got nuffink on me, pig!
Been Drunk?: Once or twice
Been Called A Tease?: Yes
Been Beaten Up?: Yes
DO YOU
Swear?: Fuck fuck fuckkity fuck. No.
Sing Well?: Apparently
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want To Go To College?: Not again
Want To Get Married?: Yes
Believe In Yourself?: Yes
Get Motion Sickness?: No
Think You Are Attractive?: No idea
Get Along With Your Parents?: Very well
Like Thunderstorms?: Yes
Play An Instrument?: Yes, the Jews harp. I'm not jewish though.
Own An IPOD?: No
Pray?: No
Go To Church?: No, but apparently they give away free wine!
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: No. Real ones.
Keep A Journal/Diary?: No
Dance In The Rain?: No
Sing In The Shower?: Yes
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Neither. Dr Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King?: Neither. Real food
Single or Group Dates?: Either is good
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Choklit!
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Neither. Choklit!
Meat or Veggies?: Veg
TV or Movie?: Movie. TV is mostly shite.
Guitar or Drums?: Either would be cool.
Adidas or Nike?: Did you call me a chav?
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Corn Flakes
Cake or Pie?: Cake!
MTV or VH1?: MTV2
Blind or Deaf?: Neither, thanks for asking
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: No
Write With Both Hands?: Yes, but the left hand side is illegible.
Whistle?: Yes
Blow A Bubble?: Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yes, for the love of all that's holy! Will this never cease!?
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Yes
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: No
Dance?: In whose opinion?
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Yes
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Bunny
You Talked To On The Phone:: Bunny
You Instant Messaged:: I don't
You Hugged:: Bunny
You Yelled At:: One of the cats
You Played A Sport With:: Do what?
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Last night at work
Time You Cried?: Last night at work ( I deal with morons)
Movie You Watched?: Blues Brothers
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Don't know.The flavour had gone when I found it.
Joke You Told?: You want the whole thing here? Probably just sarcasm.
Song You've Sung?: I sang along with the Klaxons in the car.
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: In front of my PC, you arse.
What Can You See Out Your Window?: My garden
Are You Listening To Music?: No
What Are You Wearing?: Jimjams
What's On Your Mousepad?: It's an artists cutting pad.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yes
Do you believe in miracles?: What sort?
Magic?: Illusions
Love at first sight?: Yes
God?: No
Satan?: No
Ghosts?: Yes
Santa?: No
Evolution?: Yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: Calling me a whoopsie?
Fav Hair Color:: Calling me a whoopsie?
Short or Long Hair:: Calling me a whoopsie?
Height:: Calling me a whoopsie?
Weight:: Calling me a whoopsie?
Best Clothing Style:: Calling me a whoopsie?
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Japan
Number Of CD's I Own:: Thousands
Your Good Luck Charm:: My ankh tattoo.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: In tea
Person You Hate Most:: That's harsh. No comment.
Most Outdated Phrase:: Verily sirrah! This scoundrel stole my turnip!
Do you think God has a gender?: God does not exist
Where do you think we go when we die?: Valhallah!
How many rings until you answer the phone?: I leave it till it stops. Bloody thing.
What is something scientists need to invent?: That's my secret until I have the patent.
Are you a health freak?: Oh yes, very much so...
Are you a virgin?: Oh yes, very much so...
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Tatooine. How stupid.
What is the worst weather?: Raining frogs
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Only with the air rifle.
How many grades have you failed?: Is this the end? Farkin'ell!
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