Late Night |
It is out of shear boredom and restlessness that I am here now writing a blog about nothing. I say nothing becuase I did not preconceive any notions, ponder any questions, or intend on expressing any...
Posted by Jasooon on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:03:00 PST |
Making Predictions |
Well folks, Joshua R. Schonewolf has made a prediction for 2007. In his estimation, I should be finding that very special someone to share a part of my life with before the end of the year. Although t...
Posted by Jasooon on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST |
If I've been mean to you.... |
I'm sorry. Sometimes I can be a total twat. It's as if I'm in the movie Liar Liar, but instead of not being able to lie, I'm not able to control the cunty comments when they are rolling over my tongue...
Posted by Jasooon on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST |
In the "Palm" of my hand |
I am totally fucking addicted to my Palm organizer. Geez Louise, who knew I could be so orderly? I'm tellin' you... I'm like a total freak now, planning out my next piss and plotting my every bowel mo...
Posted by Jasooon on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST |
Briscoe for President |
GOD bless you Jerry Orbach. You are sorely, sorely missed....
Posted by Jasooon on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:46:00 PST |
We're Having a Baby! |
Fine, no one's pregnant but I'm still having a kid. Here's what happened...So I was bum rushed by a homely looking black girl on Broad and Walnut while heading to the gym today. She happened to be rep...
Posted by Jasooon on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:09:00 PST |
Jesus must have stepped out for a ciggy |
Where is God at in all of this mess today? I mean seriously folks... These crazy fundamentalist Christians are "a-koo-koo". Somebody pinch me so I can make sure I'm not dreaming. Are these people for ...
Posted by Jasooon on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST |
Mr. Jay McCarroll |
Mr. Jay McCarroll, I find you to be one of the most honest people of our time. When you called Eli a big nosed jew, it came from a place of complete honesty and unabridged ego. Thank you for being yo...
Posted by Jasooon on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:10:00 PST |
hacking and weezing |
I am convinced that I am dying. I am curious if any of you have connections to a good florist and I am also wondering if we could have my casket made out of solid Platinum. Actually, I wanted to be di...
Posted by Jasooon on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST |
He's not that into you! |
I have to tell myself these things when a guy doesn't seem to express any interest in getting together or calling you on the phone. After a date or two, if you think you're getting that vibe that tell...
Posted by Jasooon on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:54:00 PST |
