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About Me

God, how do you even write these things? Seriously. I don't fit into any categories save "female" ... and even that is sometimes debatable. I mean, I've got the uterus and all, but sometimes that's about where it ends. I guess I'm a not-so-very-dirty hippie with a sarcastic-asshole streak and a heart six sizes too big. I like... stuff...? Haha, I don't know... I like having a good time, and can pretty much do that anywhere, so long as I'm with people I enjoy. Although, it should be stated that some of my greatest adventures have occurred while flying solo. All I really need is a good story to tell the next day and I'm happy.

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My Interests

Playing the spoons and/or moonshine jug in a hodown, contemplating the meaning of my navel, busting ghosts, fighting crime with the other X-Men, playing the banjo with my toes, and generally live my life as a woman of mystery and intrigue... And occasionally, I go to class, read books, watch stuff on the glowing box, drink beer, rock the casbah with Mary Jane, play with my Hermit Crabs Page and Plant, FART ON DAVE'S HEAD WHEN HE SLEEPS TIL 2:30 IN THE AFTERNOON, watch hockey (YAY HOCKEY'S BACK!!!!!!) ... and other stuff I can't recall...

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Douglas Adams, Paul McCartney and George Lucas (to ask why they chose to sell their souls so late into such successful careers), Rivers Cuomo (to ask how such a musical genius can be such a DICK), Kevin Smith (cuz he's my brother in more ways than one), Dane Cook ('cuz humor is sexy and he's a silly bitch) and ..... OOOOOOH.... Who I'd like to meet on MySpace... Meh, fuck that. I don't really like people all that much, so... Anyone who doesn't suck.

Music:

AC/DC, The Doors, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rob Zombie, Dropkick Murphys, Tenacious D, The Killers, Dispatch, Pink Floyd, The Music, The Zutons, Fall Out Boy, G. Love, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic, =W=eezer, Townhall, Homegrown, 311, Queens of the Stone Age, Hot Rod Circuit, Death Cab, Jimmy Eat World, Gym Class Heroes, Outkast, ... and too much other stuff to name... trying to take a mental inventory of your CD collection is hard. Suffice it to say I like anything good.

Movies:

OH MY GOD THAT'S JUST MEAN!! How DARE you ask a film student to list her favorite movies! I'll be here all god damned day!

Television:

Simpsons, Gilmore Girls, LOST, Prison Break, Supernatural, Degrassi: TNG, Family Guy, The O.C., The Sopranos, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Days of Our Lives, Passions, ... again, I could be here all god damned day

My Blog

I’m what’s left, I’m what’s right

I've come to the conclusion that some people should just have the decency to crawl into an oubliette to be forgotten by the rest of the world. They should do the rest of us a favor and remove the blig...
Posted by Kerri on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST

Hide your head in the sand little girl

Just taking a few minutes to get a couple of things off my chest before I go clean out Princess Baby and drive her off to the glue factory -- er, Faulkner Dodge Jeep Chrysler and pick up the '08 Dodge...
Posted by Kerri on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:40:00 PST

She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now

As of Friday night, the Princess Baby is officially dead. Yes, that's right. My crap-tastic Sentra has finally passed away. It had been on it's way out for quite some time, but the damsel in distress ...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:43:00 PST

8 years gone by

So, this is the first chance I've had to write a blog since I started at Chrysler Financial. That's mainly due to the fact that I'm also still working at good ol' Hong Kong Jack's at night. The only n...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:48:00 PST

I want a new game to play

I'm irritated at the world today. Oh so very fucking irritated. I feel lately like I'm surrounded by liars, assholes, and people who have no business throwing in their two cents. ... And there's nothi...
Posted by Kerri on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:48:00 PST

Should I surface this one-man submarine?

Art critic Simon Schama prefers not to think of Van Gogh's Wheatfield With Crows as the work of an unhappy madman battling with suicidal urges. Rather, he prefers to see it as the seminal masterpi...
Posted by Kerri on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

Destroy the spineless, show me its real

What, exactly, is growing up? What defines being an adult versus being a child? What separates adulthood from childhood? Over the past few months, these questions have been nagging at me. I've been to...
Posted by Kerri on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:36:00 PST

say who you are, say what you mean

Plagued by back problems, my friend Eduardo went to a psychic healer in Brazil. He got his treatment while seated on a chair in a room crowded with other patients. The shaman massaged Eduardo's spin...
Posted by Kerri on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

There ain’t no berries on the trees

I haven't done this blog thing in a while, which is odd considering how much I've had on my mind. It's funny. Ever since my big kid life began coming together and the prospect of having a "normal" gro...
Posted by Kerri on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST

I hear the crowds roar oh so loudly

Someone calculated the mass of all the data that flows over the Internet in the course of a year. The trillions of terabytes of information tip the scales at a mere .00004 ounce. I suspect that a ...
Posted by Kerri on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:49:00 PST