Mullets and Muttonchops...
...oh, and tell your mom to stop callin' me...
Someone who isn't solely dependent on the internet for their entire social life...
...or this guy...
...only you...can make...this world seem bright...only you...
...or maybe...him...??
...and maybe...a car full of midgets...??
Everything...if it's any good, i listen to it.
FYI - ^this is my favorite band, ever...(but who could that be?)...
...and now for some albums...
...
I've seen too many movies to mention.
"...ribs...I had ribs for lunch...that's why I'm doing this..."
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
"...the bones tell me...nothing..."
"Who is ya daddy, and what does he DO?"
I don't have T.V., and the only thing I watch on it is hockey anyway.
...oh, i guess Sopranos, Band of Brothers, and Chappelle's Show too...
Hey, this was a nice television memory...
Hahahahahaha!! Fuckin' Zidane, you stupid French bastard! But thank you so much for this classic moment in sports history!
...wow...!!
...game...blouses...
...and whatever television is playing this...!!
Da one wit yo mama's number in it, son.....OH!
My parents, without a doubt...my grandma (I love you grandma!)...people that aren't afraid to be themselves...those that passionately stand up for what they believe in...people who do the right thing, no matter how hard it is...and plus, I always root for the underdog.
...and speaking of dogs...i miss my Augie Doggy...
...it's cool, i'll see him when i get home...
Oh, Mel...Mel, Mel, Mel...you silly Jew, you...
I think this is self-explanatory.
"Would you PLEASE step on the same FOOT at the same TIME? MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"
What can you possibly say about Belushi that'll do him justice?
Oh Gilda...nevermind...
There were so many characters to choose from. This just happened to be the first one. Don't read too much into it.
"I'm gonna execute a button-hook pattern in super-slow-mo!!"
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" Just like no one fucks with John Turturro...
I just got chills...and blew my load...all at the same time...{sigh}...and they all lived happily ever after...
That was some good peein'!
"It's Bob Hoskins! If you don't know who Bob Hoskins is and don't love his work, you're an idiot. (And by the way, he's much better on stage than he is on screen...aka as Bosola in 'The Dutchess of Malfi')"
What a great fucking movie, and what a great fucking performance!
It's Alec-fucking-Baldwin! Did you see him in Glengary Glenn Ross? Holy Crap!
Is it wrong that I drool all over myself whenever I think about Jennifer Connelly?
Fuckin' RAD!!
Nothing needs to be said about Paul Giamatti...his work speaks for itself...
Peter Sellers is a fucking genius!
Peter Seller is a fucking genius, as well have already established...so therefore, using complex long division, anyone who can imitate everything Peter Sellers did is a fucking genius!
"You know what the worst thing about Crack is? It's great! And it's so easy to make! All you need some Cocaine and some baking soda...and I think I tasted egg n' cinnamon..."
Wow. Just wow. Fargo, The Cooler, Mystery Men, Thank You For Smoking! Hot-damn!
...yep...