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The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle

ENGLISH, MUTHA FUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!

About Me



Save your money, this place doesn't have porn! They think it's "immoral." You know, that really grinds my gears. Where, exactly, in the bible does it say a guy can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's livingroom, while his neighbor's at work, 'cause I don't have a DVD player?! Well I don't know were it says it because the bible is way too long to read!

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"Alright, men. Here's the plan. It's called Operation: Get Behind The Darkies." "You ever hear of the Emancipation Proclamation?!" "I'm sorry, I don't listen to Hip-Hop."

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun...
Too Many mother 'uckers 'uckin' wit my shit!
...ya heard...?!

My Interests

Mullets and Muttonchops...

...oh, and tell your mom to stop callin' me...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who isn't solely dependent on the internet for their entire social life...

...or this guy... ...only you...can make...this world seem bright...only you...
...or maybe...him...??

...and maybe...a car full of midgets...??

Music:

Everything...if it's any good, i listen to it.

FYI - ^this is my favorite band, ever...(but who could that be?)...

...and now for some albums...

...

Movies:

I've seen too many movies to mention.

"...ribs...I had ribs for lunch...that's why I'm doing this..."

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"

"...the bones tell me...nothing..."

"Who is ya daddy, and what does he DO?"

Television:

I don't have T.V., and the only thing I watch on it is hockey anyway.
...oh, i guess Sopranos, Band of Brothers, and Chappelle's Show too...
Hey, this was a nice television memory...

Hahahahahaha!! Fuckin' Zidane, you stupid French bastard! But thank you so much for this classic moment in sports history!
...wow...!!

...game...blouses...

...and whatever television is playing this...!!

Books:

Da one wit yo mama's number in it, son.....OH!

Heroes:

My parents, without a doubt...my grandma (I love you grandma!)...people that aren't afraid to be themselves...those that passionately stand up for what they believe in...people who do the right thing, no matter how hard it is...and plus, I always root for the underdog.
...and speaking of dogs...i miss my Augie Doggy... ...it's cool, i'll see him when i get home...
Oh, Mel...Mel, Mel, Mel...you silly Jew, you...
I think this is self-explanatory.
"Would you PLEASE step on the same FOOT at the same TIME? MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"
What can you possibly say about Belushi that'll do him justice?
Oh Gilda...nevermind...
There were so many characters to choose from. This just happened to be the first one. Don't read too much into it.
"I'm gonna execute a button-hook pattern in super-slow-mo!!"
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" Just like no one fucks with John Turturro... I just got chills...and blew my load...all at the same time...{sigh}...and they all lived happily ever after...
That was some good peein'!
"It's Bob Hoskins! If you don't know who Bob Hoskins is and don't love his work, you're an idiot. (And by the way, he's much better on stage than he is on screen...aka as Bosola in 'The Dutchess of Malfi')"
What a great fucking movie, and what a great fucking performance!
It's Alec-fucking-Baldwin! Did you see him in Glengary Glenn Ross? Holy Crap!
Is it wrong that I drool all over myself whenever I think about Jennifer Connelly?
Fuckin' RAD!!
Nothing needs to be said about Paul Giamatti...his work speaks for itself...
Peter Sellers is a fucking genius!
Peter Seller is a fucking genius, as well have already established...so therefore, using complex long division, anyone who can imitate everything Peter Sellers did is a fucking genius!
"You know what the worst thing about Crack is? It's great! And it's so easy to make! All you need some Cocaine and some baking soda...and I think I tasted egg n' cinnamon..."
Wow. Just wow. Fargo, The Cooler, Mystery Men, Thank You For Smoking! Hot-damn!
...yep...

My Blog

"Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki...!!"

Now go see Southland Tales as fast as you would dive into the bottom of your Fruit Loops cereal box for that limited time only plastic green Toucan-Sam decoder ring!!  AND DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!!!!
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:46:00 PST

The Legend Of Lillian Gonzalez

WARNING:  Approach her only if you don't mind playing with fire, and most likely getting burned... Yes, and burned people did get... For Lillian was a saucy one. A venus fly trap that had not eat...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:43:00 PST

"He was the strangest person I have ever known."

...that is what i want to have written on my tombstone...   ...well, that and "Sometimes you gotta stab a bitch..." and "The epitome of a milky, nutty flavor."...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST

Fucking Plate Freckles!!

I'm talkin' about those damn black or brown or whatever-colored spots on plates that make people think that plate is dirty or not completely clean, even though it's just an imperfection in t...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:02:00 PST

I swear, if one more mother fucker abbreviates or shortens a word im gonna kill em!

Seriously, when did this stupid ass fad become popular?  And who was the retarded ass, lazy swine that started it?  What, is it that hard to say "whatever" that you had to cut...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:10:00 PST

What the shit is going on with the Flyers?!

Seriously!  16-10-3 a week and a half ago... ...now, just 16-14-5... ...that is unacceptable...this isn't 2006 anymore!  This is the 2007-2008 season!  You're not a bunch of nerd-ass, r...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST

Golden Path

As I walked along The supposed golden path I was confrontedBy a mysterious specterhe pointed to the graveyard over on yonder hillI paused in cosmic reflectionconfused and wonderingOf how I came to die...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:28:00 PST

"NINE INCHES TO BLOW"

                                                      .....it's c...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:16:00 PST

The Second City (The Final Chapter)

So, after 2 years, 8 classes, 2 auditions, a lot of stress, some great times, and an assload of money, I have finally completed The Second City Conservatory Program!  At around 10:30pm last night...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

Food for thought...

I love the fact that, when I woke up this morning, there was only one thing I was looking forward to today... ...was it hanging out with the people at work?...I love them...but no... ...was it followi...
Posted by The Reverend Dr. Davey Tickle on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:27:00 PST