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Deuce

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About Me

Welcome to my own little world. I'm Jared, and I'm pretty awesome. By day I'm a photographer, college student at Chattanooga State, and a Phi Mu Alpha brother. Take a look around the website. If you feel the need to do so, message me and I'll probably get back to you soon.


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My Interests

I'm a man of many interests and talents, music being the largest of these. But I also take pride in my knowledge of woodworking, theatre, cars, trucks, world history, human nature and science. I think that ignorance, laziness and apathy are the cancers that are slowly killing America. And these cancers are being enforced by the bullshit excuse-of-a-media, and the pathetic "leaders"we have in office . They all want nothing more than to take your money. You know they do...

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Cambell, Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford, "Dimebag" Darrell Abbot (R.I.P.),Ossian Everett Mills, Percy Jewett Burrell, Ralph Howard Pendleton, Frank Leslie Stone, Maddox, Jesus Christ, George Washington, Bob Chandler of BIGFOOT 4x4, Bruce Lee,Ingrid Newkirk (so I could smack the living hell out of her.), and maybe even John Wayne....And any of you fine ladies looking to waste some time with a musician ;).i I was in this! look for the "co$: xenu< cthulu" sign.And here's why...More...MY FRAT! ALL HAIL!!

Music:

First and foremost, let me say that I listen to music that actually requires some skill. That being said, let me also declare that if something's on the top 40 list or TRL that week, I probably will hate it. And before you come and rave about how deep and emotional (insert bullshit eyeliner-wearing band's name here)'s new album is or how some manufactured, flavor-of-the-week pop star who can't sing above an octive "relates to you", let me say for the record that there are unsigned and underground bands that can chew them up and spit them back out. But specificly what music do I listen to? I'm all about the metal. All kinds of it. But that's not all I listen to. Any classic rock, blues, pretty much anything with good guitar work and originality to it. Jazz, classical (especially Beethoven and Tchaicovski etc.) are also good. I'm a HUGE Johnny Cash fan, but I can't stand any of the no-balls country that's out today. I've also recently gotten into industrial (Skinny Puppy, Throbbing Gristle, Die Krups, etc.) and some technofunk/dj team stuff (Justice, LudaChrist, Flosstradamus, Chromeo, etc.) I'll even listen to rap as long as it's good rap.

Movies:

I'm of three completely different schools of thought as far as movies go. I like big, epic spectacles of film-making majesty (Lord of the Rings, Return of the Jedi, Superman Returns, Saving Private Ryan, etc.) I like movies where people/cars/ robots/buildings/whaterver else gets FUBAR'd into oblivion (300, Transformers, etc.) But I also like movies that are so Hi-lariously bad that you can't help but marvel at their terribil-ity (Superman 4, Shark Attack 3, Plan 9 From Outer Space, etc.)

Television:

Don't watch much. Anything not on the History Channel or Comedy Central stands a 75-90% chance of being crap.

Books:

I read books with substance. Such as... Les Miserables, The Elephant Man, The Fountainhead, Farenheit 451, If Chins Could Kill, Encyclopedias- doesn't matter what kind, The Art of War, The Alphabet of Manliness, KISS:Behind The Mask (official biography) magazines on video games and cars and any other manly stuff. When I say books with substance, I mean with alot of pages.

Heroes:

At the top I would have to put my friend Amy Zwarych. I knew her for 5 years. She suffered from a rare type of Muscular Dystrophy. She went through unspeakale amounts of chemo and research but through it all remained faithful and optomistic. She never found that cure and passed away peacefully last year. I wish that I could have that kind of courage that she had. Other than her, I would put my homie Raiu, Ossian Everett Mills, Aaron Rawlston(the guy who cut off his own arm), Captain Sigurdur "Iceman" Petursson (captured and killed a shark with his BARE HANDS!) Takeru Kobayashi,Optimus Prime, my friend Robert Bissel (FBI agent) and my dad for having to put up with my evil mother. Now, here's some videos I am forcing you to watch:glumbert - The world's highest pitched man

My Blog

Tell me something...

Why is it that the only reason people to call me is to complain? Or to tell me that I owe money? Whatever happened to simply calling me up so we can go hang out or something?  Am I just not worth...
Posted by Deuce on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST

Tangent.

Please excuse me as I ramble on about stuff. Most of you may or may not understand just what I am talking about. Just a few things that I feel like I should talk about, and I haven't really written an...
Posted by Deuce on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:38:00 PST

Writers block.

Arrrrgh! I really can't think of anything to write about. And it sucks. I need help. Some inspiration, if you will. If you know of anything that I should write about (or if you want to send me naughty...
Posted by Deuce on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST

It’s about damn time.

For the record, I am not dead.   It seems that way though. I haven't written one of these damn things since April. And apparently, my "readership" seems to have dwindled over the summer. Myspace-...
Posted by Deuce on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:06:00 PST

In the course of a year, I've aged 2.

School year is almost over. Thank god and good riddance. This year has been a complete utter disapointment for me. I went in hopeful, optimistic and rich. I came out unmotivated, frustrated and redic...
Posted by Deuce on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

I'll be gone for a while.

This is probably the last you'll hear from me for a while. I've run into some very serious financial troubles and will have to move back in with my dad soon. Essentially, UTC Place knows that there's ...
Posted by Deuce on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

DAMN, I love 300!

Without a doubt the single most badass movie to grace the planet earth. It makes "Lord of the Rings" look like "Shark Attack 3". Okay, maybe that's a little harsh, But this movie does throw in 3 times...
Posted by Deuce on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

College student summary (warning: long!)

Just so you know, I got this off Facebook. It's a summary of just about 99.9% of all college students:THE CLOSET ACTIVISTTCA can find something racial or discriminating in everything. Unlike activist...
Posted by Deuce on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST

I hate emo.

As some of you may know, I despise the new corporate trend which is known as "emo". Some of you may know that the bullshit of today isn't even real emo, but a bastardization of an already bastardized ...
Posted by Deuce on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

Thank you, Dio!

The music industry is CRAP. And this time, I'm not the only one saying so. This man is Ronnie James Dio, one of the most influential vocalists of the past century. If you've never heard of him, then y...
Posted by Deuce on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST