NO ONE KNOWS. None of Us, anyway. But They know. And so this tireless belletrist, parablist and liberterrorist faces the faceless minions of illuminist intrigue. Yes, the taxman cometh, and we must stuff his putrid maw.
WHO IS THIS FREAK? This much we know: he is
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- Anarchorexic;
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- A dualist duellist;
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- Furious at Fuehrerists;
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- A curt Anglo Saxon;
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- Tired of Trilateral tyranny;
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- Manichean depressive;
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- The mailman's reluctant best friend.
LET'S PREVENT A ROCKY MOUNTAIN HORRORSHOW. Let's show this freak that there is a free lunch, perhaps even a Naked Lunch! To assure that he gets his licks in (and gets Prolixin), to make sure that he hasn't sterilized his last Mason jar, send money today. "The sleep of reason begets monsters," so wake up! To each according to his needs!
Esto perpetuo...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Altruism |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security || 10%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%
How evil are you?
I am 71% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
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I am 94% Metal Head.
.. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
Metal Head Test
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I am 87% Goth.
.. 24-7 I am a freak. Every day is halloween. The creatures of the night fear me. Take the
Goth Test
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