Life.
"Buy the ticket, take the ride, but the ticket costs more all the time, and the ride gets a little slower, a little shorter, every year." - H.S.T.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
A nice girl that won't emotionally rape me and leave me broken on the side of the road. Life is too short for drama.
The Divine Comedy
Dante Alighieri, Hunter S. Thompson,