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Tammer

Articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy... a storybook, man

About Me

I wish I had time to make my profile prettier, with colors and pictures and sounds and sparkles etc. So as to avoid any pettiness and awkwardness, my Top 8 now consists of my favorite pop-culture personalities (at least those with MySpace profiles) rather than people I personally know. Also, if you have a webcam, please don't bother adding me; I will deny you under no uncertain terms.

My Interests

None

I'd like to meet:

Upwardly-mobile metalheads; hotties; non-hippies; the people in my Top 8

Music:

(Now playing: 1349 - Sculptor of Flesh)Anything containing guitar tremolos and blast beats

Movies:

Scarface, Team America World Police, The Passion of the Christ, The Punisher, Clerks, Gang Tapes, GoodFellas, Menace II Society, Freddy Got Fingered, The Great Raid, Old School, Road Trip

Television:

South Park, The Sopranos, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, George Lopez, 2.5 Men, The O'Reilly Factor, Hannity & Colmes, Scarborough Country, MAD TV, Saturday Night Live

Books:

How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life

Heroes:

Team America, the Punisher, GI Joe, Thundercats, Captain Power, X-Men, the Autobots