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Bitchin Blog

Where did all the retards come from?

About Me

I dislike most of the world. Why? Because they're fucking idiots!! My goal is to create a website that showcases the many ways that people are idiots in hopes that enough people will see it and reform themselves. :DI dislike fat people, fat people eating at buffets, racists, immigrants, girls who don't flush their tampons, people who try too hard to fit in, getting voted off the table at survivor flippy cup, and a million other things that will soon have a story told about it on my website bitchinblog.com .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with the same view on the world as me. There are a lot of goddamn idiots in the world and as long as you're not one of them, we can be friends.

Note: If you had to think for a second if you might be an idiot or not, you are.

Music:

anything that doesn't scream at me

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber might as well be the only movie ever made

Heroes:

Anyone who stands up for what they believe in! Going against the grain is the way to go!

My Blog

the high class drug deal

Well, once again I took a stroll across the Arizona border to visit my buddy in Laguna Beach, CA. Up until this trip, the town seemed to relaxed, calm and peaceful, almost fitting to the image that th...
Posted by Bitchin Blog on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

smokers are always "smoking"

I realized today that the majority of smokers are always "smoking". Not literally, but from the first light of the day, they continue to walk around smelling like a lit cigarette. I have plenty of rel...
Posted by Bitchin Blog on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

the fat girl/hot girl philosophy

Geeze, this makes 2 stories in a row about fat people...I think thats a sign. So last weekend I was visiting beautiful Laguna Beach, CA...love that place. Three of us headed up to Huntington for the d...
Posted by Bitchin Blog on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

a shark in my pants

Everyone has a favorite pair of pants. Yes, I am a 100% heterosexual male with a favorite pair of pants and I'm not afraid to admit it! This particular pair of pants came from Buckle at the local mall...
Posted by Bitchin Blog on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

fat people don't own mirrors

I'm beginning to think that fat people don't own mirrors. At first sight of cottage cheese, stretch marks, a spare tire, muffin top, or anything else we associate with fat people, they immediately pac...
Posted by Bitchin Blog on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST