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Lynders

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About Me

THE DAY TRIP TO END ALL DAY TRIPS - LA IN A DAY!!! WE ONLY GAWN AND BLOOMING DONE IT AIN'T WE - LA IN A DAY 17th FEB 2007 www.losangelesrockcafe.com ON THE SMASHING NATIONAL EXPRESS. DONE US PRAAAOUD IT DID AND WE HAVE 400+ PHOTOS TO PROVE IT! Right... what next chaps?OH MY DAYS!!!

My Interests

I like nothing better than to get lost in a strange town with my tartan trolley bag ... Lisbon.... ...London... ...Glasgow... ...Shanghai... ...Lake Baikal... ...Port Baikal... ...Listvyanka... ...Xian... ...Glasto... ...THE MIGHTY STOW!!!... ... Ulan Baator... ..Beijing...

Television:

I prefer karaerobics and ...

Books:

The Very Mice Joke Book

Heroes:


MY HEROES' POETRY CORNER
The Arctic Hunter
His teeth are deadly weapons His coat is as white as snow, A killing machine in a clumsy frame, But his strength and beauty show.
The solitary Arctic hunter, Hunts and stalks and fights, In a barren lunar landscape Lit by the Northern Lights.
The thick white coat resists the cold, The senses sharp, detect the prey, The inner fire for survival burns, In a landscape cold and grey.
By Steph Brewood (1993)
PARROT:
red feather yellow featherred feather yellow featherred feather yellow featherred feather yellow featherbite your bloody hand off
Mr L Keen 2007
Her golden mane whips in the wind The tendrils' frame her face she sniffs the breeze, her senses sharp her feet pick up the pace
she stalks the streets of London town she searches here and there she canne return home wi' nowt the meal would not be square
At last rejoice, success! She will enjoy her feastie triumphant, she holds up high her grail - the wee haggis beastie.
S. Brewood 30/1/2007

My Blog

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 28: Sugar!

For reasons best known to myself I bought a copy of Sugar magazine the other day. I presume it's targeted at 16 year olds but really read by 13 year olds. And sssh..ugar, I can't believe the...
Posted by Lynders on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:33:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 27: Glastoids

Iggy Iggy Iggy, I was about to post a long description of the best stage riot I've seen in ages and I hear you've been a massive disappointment on BBC festival coverage so I feel I cannot big you up a...
Posted by Lynders on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 26: Myspzzzzz fatigue

Fess up Lynders - been suffering serious myspzzzz of late and being a grumble guts 'n' all that jazzzz but today I discovered my theme tune - DEVIL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON!!! by Mitch Ryder & The D...
Posted by Lynders on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 25: Rantin' rovin' Lynders

Just called the police back about my mobile which went missing at a Bonde do Role gig last week to give them the code of my phone. I wasn't really expecting to be quizzed about it all as I'd already g...
Posted by Lynders on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 24: Litter Bug

I picked up a Metro this morning - you know, one of those free newspapers you find just LYING ABOUT on the tube that about 50 people have had their grubby mits on - with a front page story a...
Posted by Lynders on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 23: Full of wind

On my return from the pub I chanced upon an inflatable goal post. It was an enlightening experience blowing it up and I intend to complete my work tonight. In this exercise I find that I have the...
Posted by Lynders on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 22: Paaaaaaahncakes

On my way to work I passed a building site - 'Is it Paaaaaaahncake day today?' one guy HOLLERED in an accent of most beauteous cockney. 'Yeh it is' his co-worker replied from the depths of freshly bui...
Posted by Lynders on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 21: Bag search

Last night I spent about 20 minutes ramming everything I could into my record bag before going to a  gig and I was a bit unsettled about having to unload it all for a bag search... Contents...
Posted by Lynders on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 20: Tumble Weed

And she's sitting in an empty room... tap tap tap She's sitting in an empty room... tap tap tap She's sitting in an empty room... tap tap tap Before the white coats drag her away she's singing songs t...
Posted by Lynders on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST

Chronicles of Barmia Episode 19: The Winchester

To anyone innocently drinking in the Winchester, Essex Road on Sat night - greetings. I think you might be able to fill me in on the latter part of my night out. To my friends... I really really love ...
Posted by Lynders on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST