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If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down it's throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
Manchester United fans. Save mon... Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:19:00 GMT |
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round."
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was ... Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:16:00 GMT |