Crisco Fist

Happy times with Extremo and his fans at the Mussel Shoals mental facility in Twinkle Springs Arkansas. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=15102749 ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------- Update....... a recently unearthed series of recording which were collabrative efforts between Extremo the Clown and Fisto T. Clown (No relation) were unearthed in the bag of a storage locker in Nebraska near the now defunct Carhenge site. The storage space was seriously delinquent in payment and all the goods were auctioned off to recoup the back payment. A retired sunday school teacher (Who wishes to remain anonymous) purchased the master tapes and has donated them to this archive. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------Crisco Fist was fronted by Fisto T. Clown an experiMENTAL musican of nearly genius proportions. Brian Eno was known to call him on occasion for recording advice. Robert Fripp was quoted as saying " I certainly have no idea who you are talking about". When interviewed about his affiliation with the grease painted maestro. Although his early breakthrough recording such as "Kama Sumatra-Horny in the Morning with a Cuppa Joe" and "Feels like a Tricycle Seat to Me" were considered outstanding recordings from Fisto's psychedelic??wanderings, little was ever spoken of his addiction to "The WHITE LINE THAT LEADS TO THE WEST" crystal meth. This was downplayed by a kind and forgiving music press. They were willing to overlook addiction in the face of his sheer and raw talent,Sort of like the Republicans and Rush Limbaugh's painkiller problem.

Unwilling to compromise his creative output, Fisto managed to elude that great whore fame as he refered to commercial success throughout his long and colorful career. This is a bit of a feat considering that upon his death, in a Greyhound Terminal locker in Cavalier, "The Friendly City" North Dakota, A fan found tapes and master recordings that rivaled the Grateful Deads entire live tapeing catalog. The fan was quoted as saying "And its all Good".
Late in the summer of 2004,Fisto T. Clowns remains were recovered from the bathroom of a Meth Lab/Mobile home outside of Missoula Montana. He was trapped in the bathroom on the toilet with a bottle of Everclear when the lab violently combusted. His grimacing face with the red rubber nose permanently fused to his skull was "One of the Damnedest things I ever saw" according to the local coroner Zeb Slewinski. "There he sat ,Just like the KING, Dead in the most compromising of positions".
Fisto was Staying with a friend awaiting his annual MC gig at The 21rst annual "Testicle Festival" where He was MC for several years running when this unfortunate accident occured. The festival was a scene of open mourning and alot of head scratching.
Well, The intellegensia of music culture should no longer scratch thier collective heads as now these recordings are being released in limited numbers to satieate the hearts,minds and ears of those whom loved Fisto and Crisco Fist and is sure to win converts to the twisted world of Fisto. RIP Fisto and may the unforgiving ears of Steve Albini never hear your sounds.
For more information on the Testicle Festival go to: http://www.testyfesty.com/
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. Proverbs xii. 10.
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