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D Λ V I D

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky,
I like my oatmeal lumpy....i'll eat up all your crackers and licorice.

My Interests

skittles and recess

I'd like to meet:

..

Music:

NERD, Missy E, Mike and Janet Jackson, The Cure, The Hives, TTC, Spin Doctors, Rooney, OK Go, Phantom Planet, Air, Ella Fitzgerald, Lenny Kravitz, Estelle, The Police, The Presets, Jason Mraz, Kelis, The Monkees, The Turtles, Coldplay, Your Mama, Lil Weezy, Postal Service, Daft Punk, Kanye West, Elton John, Bussa Buss, Brian McKnight, The Smiths, Gym Class Heroes, Javier, All American Rejects, The Cranberries, Jay Z, Michael Buble, 10,000 Maniacs, Yelle, Lil Kim, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Billie Holiday, Erykah Badu, Amy Winehouse, New Order, Robin Thicke, The Clash, Lupe Fiasco, The Vines, Black Eyed Peas, Common, Jimmy Eat World, U2, Pet Shop Boys, Mos Def, Snoop Dizzle, The Bravery, Jamie Cullum, The Presets, Bobby Brown, The Killers, Prince, Thompson Twins, Your Mama, Rihanna, Love Spit Love, Mary J. Blige, The Disney Classics, No Doubt, Color Me Badd, Nine Inch Nails, Harry Connick Jr., Van Hunt, Bloc Party, Franz Ferdinand, Outkast, Blondie, Nikka Costa, Counting Crows, Lauryn Hill, Billy Joel, Radiohead, Hot Hot Heat, INXS, WHAM!, Nina Simone, Maroon 5 (even when they were Kara's Flowers), Norah Jones, Tiga, Oasis, George Michael, Jurassic 5, Bjork, Blur, The Hives, Boyz II Men, John Mayer, Stevie Wonder, Dinah Washington, Lucy Pearl, Britney, Justin and Christina, most of the 80s, the Wu, the Foo, and all the pooh. holler.

Movies:

if you can name these movies we can be friends...

Television:

30 Rock, Entourage, Best Week Ever!, It's Always Sunny In Philly, The Office, Big Bang Theory, SYTYCD, Flipping Out, 24, House, David the Gnome, Knight Rider, NewsRadio...

Books:

i like pamphlets mostly....the ones from the clinic

My Blog

Best Black History Month Ever!

1. America’s 1st openly gay African-American mayor (Kenneth reeves) is succeeded by America’s 1st openly lesbian African-American mayor (E. Denise Simmons). 2. Janet Jackson gets ...
Posted by D › V I D on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:23:00 PST

The Hills Have Eyes Too...

because of all these potato-faced idiots.
Posted by D › V I D on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:39:00 PST

bender over

Dunkin Donuts...it's a vice. My apologies to anyone that crossed my caffeine and sugar fueled path of terror... I'm not a saint, I'm just a man who had coffee and donuts in each of his hands...
Posted by D › V I D on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:06:00 PST

dear mandy moore...

give it a rest already. you make music nobody can remember, movies people want to forget and you suffer from a spectacular lack of personality. kindly pack up your goody two-shoes and be on your way. ...
Posted by D › V I D on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

a touch of wonder...

stevie wonder played a surprise concert today at my job!it's like being in an episode of the cosby show....
Posted by D › V I D on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:01:00 PST

bad grammer makes me [sic]

can anyone explain to me how this guy:   is the executive producer of these shows:   only serious responses will be considered....
Posted by D › V I D on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:38:00 PST

WTF

i'm pretty sure i'll never get used to living in a place that just bursts into flames.it's not normal....
Posted by D › V I D on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

i [heart] overheardinny.com

Chick #1: So, this black girl goes-- Chick #2, looking around: --You know, you really should say 'African American' these days. It's less, you know... Chick #1: Fucking please. How do I know she's fro...
Posted by D › V I D on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:12:00 PST

riddle me this...

why was it that the 'rachel' was such a big hit...     but the 'Condoleeza' never took off?      ...
Posted by D › V I D on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:44:00 PST

yo mama


Posted by D › V I D on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST