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About Me

i am really funny. but not that kinda funny. check me out on thee interwebb guyz: [ http://jakubaker.blogspot.com/ + www.jacobaker.com ]

My Interests

making art things, getting other's art on my skin, people watching, making things, cooking things, outdoor nature things, skateboards, riding bicyclettes, snowboards, trying to surf, and some other random activities.

I'd like to meet:

people who think that i am good looking... and that one guy who farted into a sock and told everyone to look at the burping elephant, that was a good night!!

Music:

I like the sounds. And that wierd asian guy in Boston who plays the stick.

Movies:

I like those crazy picture screens where people sit in front of them.

Television:

Is a machine of the Devil. Watch out for those moving pictures, they'll take your spirit through your eyeballs!

Books:

some books by Chuck Palahniuk; Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkein; Said the Shotgun to the Head by Saul Williams; Dress Your Family in Cordouroy and Denim by David Sedaris; Artists' books & books with art(-ists) in them.I mean... read Books?! What the shit for, books are for making fires bigger.

Heroes:

Tom Allen, for serious. Robert Downey Junior, for laughs.

My Blog

Europe: end game

I went there. It was fun. I saw some things & I ate too much. I have pictures to be uploaded to flickr soon: [ http://www.flickr.com/photos/31403429@N00/ ]BUT if you wanna see so...
Posted by jake on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST

Europe: part I

Going to Europe for September. It will be amazing!!I'll let you know, if you wanna know, what went down in the Eastern town... I mean, Continent.Then everyone should move out to the West Coast shortly...
Posted by jake on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

This is where misused English will be made fun of.

(1) GERMENGLICH in MySpace:"Your Weakness: tooo smoochy and I often tax my brain about things that'll proprobably never happen...." [beautiful.](2) ENGRISH in SF-Ch...
Posted by jake on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:05:00 PST

A super good rant about a tall friend in Boston. Why? 'cause.

So this one time, you walked up to me and said, "Hey there, I'm Ian." And I was all, "Who the fuck do you think you are talking to me giant face?! Do you even know what privacy is? I'm sorry, I'm not ...
Posted by jake on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST

Places to make your Mind work!!

Websites that everyone should frequent like a 1930's Burlesque House:----------------------------------------1. www.nickbaxter.com (tattooing,paint)2. www.sdbarber.com (friend Shawn Barber, so good.)3...
Posted by jake on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:52:00 PST