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About Me

i will lead you to beleive that i don't take myself too seriously, however i'm a pathological liar when it comes to terms of self so you and i will never know, will we? i've been told that i'm funny. it's been said that i'm bold. it's been recorded in the analogs of history that my liver is at best, shoddy. i've decided not to live "each day as if it were my last" but rather live and appreciate each moment for what It is. Over time i've found it easier to forgive others and myself when swinging in harmony to Universal Law. That being said, I also choose to face accountibilty and learn from my actions rather then to hand over my transgressions to a God (a.k.a "wipe on / wipe off ), or by just blaming circumstance. I reserve the right at anytime to take a 180 in my view points. For instance, tommorrow this might read : " I follow the Penguin King Doctrine, speak to God through a sardine can, and go around kicking the elderly for my mid afternoon enlightenment. Who knows. Why be so arrogant to assume that in 100 years, that won't be common place? It's by accepting change with open arms that you can lead a richer, more satisfying life. If you put out the effort to *want* to learn and *want* to grow that good things really start to happen. Ofcourse, this entire rant is written under the pretense of Subjectivity, the greatest gift ever, and is just what works for me. I could also be quite content off of nothing but cheese and fountain machine Coke's for substanance. I'm just your average, thundercats Ho. Now, since my random surrealism generator doesn't want to operate on myspace correctly, i'll just leave you with one of my favorite quotes.
"It is what It is
You are what you It
There are no mistakes."
Tom Robbins
if this song does not bring tears to you upon first listening, i don't need to be friends with you.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i thoroughly enjoy meeting all kinds of folk. gives me perspective. specially when that person already loves everything i do. there ain't nothing better than my perspective. oh, and somebody who can make me laugh. i want to go to bed with a sated smile.

My Blog

Rock of Love Production Halted After Crew Member Kills 2 Teens

According to a new report, production on Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels has been suspended following a fatal accident in Southern Illinois involving one of its crew members who police say fell as...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:03:00 GMT

not cool, program manager.

wow.  cyndi lauper is being played on 98.7 k-luv oldies station.  this is a truely humbling experience. wow.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:58:00 GMT

FOURTH ENSTALLMENT....

there seems to be a run on these lately...though philip and i are in total agreement that they aren't near as good as the first three....and what the eff is this Zaooza?  not needed.  perhap...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:20:00 GMT

DAVID BLAINE! THIRD ENSTALLMENT..

yes it’s true lovers far and wide...i now have the THIRD ENSTALLMENT of this comedy trip into ecstasy.  i beg new readers to please review my previous blogs chronilogicaly before viewing th...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:25:00 GMT

This weekend at our house

    Alright friends of us.  This sunday we are celebrating our weekly ROCK OF LOVE pot luck fest.  I know the usuals will be here, (looking at you Claude and Julie..and lovers...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:06:00 GMT

I NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER

Alright guys...pulled a classic Tori move and accidently flushed my cell phone down the toilet.  please don't ask the logistics but rest assured i was not drinking at the time.  Just plain t...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 13:59:00 GMT

Hi. I want this please.

Only YOU can bring my dreams to reality. It's time to give a hope a chance. ..">">http://www.harcourtbooks.com/bookcatalogs/bookpages/97801560 31356.asp
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 19:11:00 GMT

a little jaunt outside brings..

complete and utter sadness.  i exhaled and saw my own carbon dioxide radiant against the moonlit background.  son of a bitch.  i hate cold weather.  i also hate poetry.  
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:23:00 GMT

This is for you Steevi..

I remember reciting this with you..well that and tons of The State dialouges. But this one always held a special mutal laugh betwixt the two of us..for whatever reason that may have been. i love yo...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:58:00 GMT

now officially an XM whoreface.

so 200 bucks later and many thank you's to a certain Stephanie,  i now have XM in my car.   Seeing a smile on this face that goes literaly from ear to ear doesn't happen to often but if...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:05:00 GMT