Only a lunatic would intentionally say something bad about themselves here...so rather than give a description of what kind of person I am heres a handy chart:
Chance that you will really like me: 15%
Chance that you will like me:30%
Chance that you will feel neutral towards me:35%
Chance that won't like me:15%
Chance that you already hate me:5%
Those are pretty good fuckin odds..Hit me up!
Yellow Delineator #3578
But generally speaking...
I really enjoy working with computers and make a living doing tech support for a place called Getronics. I'm also into hiking, chilling out watching TV, good conversations, going out to eat and on rare occasions getting totally shitfaced and partying. Peace out suckas.
WORST PICTURE OF ME EVER!
I AM A WELL ADJUSTED HUMAN BEING!
SEE, THESE SURVEYS PROVE IT.
1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person?
I hate crackheads
[2] What do you do when you need to relax?
Jerk off while balancing a cup of hot coffee on my head
[3] Why do you think there is war in the world?
People want things that aren't theirs
Or maybe we're programmed to kill each other to keep the population in check
[4] Do you think it's OK to sometimes tell lies?
Sometimes it's stupid not to...but lying all the time is no good
[5] Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change?
Change is good when things start sucking
[6] If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know?
Send me a message on myspace lol
[7] What are you listening to right now?
Computer
[8] If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?
Better place to live
[9] Would it change your life?
That would change anybodys life
[10] What was the last thing you purchased?
A salty steak tip sub...what kind of an asshole makes a steak tip sub with salt all over it and then gives you your fries with none
[11] What do you do when you're stressed out?
I try to relax..see question 2
[12] Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
yes
[13] Do you believe in Aliens?
I think its possible
[14] Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
Making cute faces at me is a much better way to win arguments...
[15] What's your greatest fear in life?
Ronald Mcdonald with breasts and mannequin legs
[16] Do you have a best friend?
I have a couple
[17] Are you afraid of death?
Def not one of my favorite things
[18] Do you think parents should stay together for the kids?
If the kids actually like both the parents then...no, the answer is still fuck no
[19] Can money buy happiness?
In a way it can but People have a happiness baseline they always return to...
[20] Are you looking forward to anything?
Yeah, but its a secret ;)
[21] Write some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
Fuck off
[22] Do you open up to people easily?
Not so much with most people
[23] Has anyone given you a compliment today?
If People make eyes at me does that count?
[24] What do your friends call you?
Dave or dude
[25] Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yep
[26] What usually causes your relationships to end?
Moving in with the person lol
[27] Are you close to your parents?
My Dads cool but I dont see him much, my Moms awesome
[28] What's the best thing about you?
Can someone answer this one for me?
[29] Do you think you would be a good parent?
I do
[30] Are you a forgiving person?
Yeah but I dont forget
[32] Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Ms. L
[33] Where is the last place you went out to eat?
Giorgios, those steak saltin motherfuckers
[34] Whats your favorite drink?
Water
[35] Do you miss anyone?
no
[36] What were you doing at 3 AM this morning?
Working
[37] Who do you hate?
Crackheads
[39] Is your room clean?
3 out of 5 are
[40] What are you going to do tomorrow?
Hang out with friends
[41] What is in store for your future?
stuff
[42] Do you take care of your friends while they're sick?
If they needed help I would
[43] When was the last time you purchased something over $500?
Its been awhile
[44] Any piercings?
no,
[45] Favorite color?
Orange, Black
[46] Who is your favorite person to have a serious conversation with?
Probably Jay
[47] Who was driving the last time you were in a car?
Me.
[48] What kind of digital camera brand do you have?
Photomuffin
[49] Does any part of your body hurt right now?
Not at the moment
[50] How many tickets do you have?
I think I got a couple from Chuck E cheese
[51] Do you like coffee?
Very rarely
[52] Why are you doing this survey?
Why are you writing this survey Mr. Noseypants
[53] Who was the last person that texted you and what did it say?
I hate this question
[54] What does your 19th message in your inbox say and who is it from?
If a survey question makes me work to find the answer then i'm not gonna answer. Actually thats kind of an answer...kinda a long answer too
[55] What are you craving?
If I actually wrote it down it would sound pretty crass
[56] Whats the closest red thing to you?
The Mouse light
[58] How did you sleep last night?
Pretty good.
[59] What was the first thing you thought this morning?
Mavericks a good boy
[60] What did you do last night?
Alone time stuff, nothing special
[61] Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
Maybe
[63] What were you doing at 7 am?
Working
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1) Single or Taken
-Single
2) are you happy with where you are?
-Yeah but im always striving for more
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
- I try not to let my heart do my thinking (but yeah sometimes)
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
- I've been dissappointed but never heart broken
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
-If you're in a relationship where you feel the need to cheat you might as well dump that person.(it's usually better in the long run for both of you)
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
-No, I would lose a shitload of respect for them. I might stay friends though.
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
- Yeah..but marriage is not something to rush into.
8) Do you want children?
- Yes.
9) How many?
- 1 or 2.
10) Would you consider adoption?
- not unless someone gave me a vasectomy in my sleep.
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
- Burn your name into my lawn.
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
- No.
14) do you believe love at first sight exists?
- No, that feeling is just your brain (and other parts) letting you know you're interested. You need to get to know someone to really love them.
15) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
- Yes.
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
- No, if something about someone bothers you enough tell them how you feel and then decide if you can live with it.
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object where?
- The place is not important to me.
18) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
- I have many different feelings for many different people.
19) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you
couldn't?
Sure.
20) Have you ever broken a heart?
- Ive had my moments but I still talk to most of my exes.
21) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
If someone threatened my girl I would break the motherfucker. I'm not one to go crazy over minor stuff however.
