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Smammy Thunderpants

I want to be a Hulkamaniac

About Me

Gravity and Salsa
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My Interests

Vampire Panther Bats
chocolate.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

K.I.D.E.O. "We are Kideo!"Hunk Patrol, Ween, Elvis, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Buddy Holly, Charlie Rich, Roy Orbison, Jackie Brenston, Billy Lee Riley, Billie Holiday, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, The Ramones, Meathookers, Crankenstein, MC5, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Cat Stevens,Mirah, Regina Spektor, The Horror Pops, Necromantics, Devo, Talking Heads, Ultremagnetic MC's, Kool Keith, De La Soul, Brand Nubian, A Tribe Called Quest, BDP, KRS One, Big Daddy Kane, Pete Rock, C.L Smooth, Biggy, Wu Tang everything. O.D.B Big Baby Jesus Dirt McGurt, NAS, BLackMoon, BootCamp, Beastie Boys, Das Efx, NWA, Ice Cube, Snoop, Aceyalone, Lootpack, Madlib, MadVillain, Dr. Doom, Doom,MF DOOM, The Roots, Common, Necro, NonFixion, Organized Konfusion. Prince Paul, Rob Bass,The Kyle Gas Project Gangstarr, Saafir,Tenacious D Outkast,Mr. Lif, Sage Frances, Apathy, eyeDea and Abilities, Slug, Wesley Willis, Tom Waits,Rugged MAn, Cage, Biggie, RJD2, Kid Koala. KAEM! Ghetto Sox and Mr.Bix, Mazzy Star, Tom Petty. Anyone who can kick out some jams, make me laugh or help me get those tears out of eye jail.

Movies:

The Outlaw Josie Wales,Labyrinth, Buckaroo Banzai, Kill Bill,Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap, Napoleon Dynamite, Run Ronnie Run,Logans Run, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, The Ladies Man, CB4, Swingers, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Seven.Cannibal: the Musical, Full Metal Jacket,Forbiden Planet, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, About a Boy, Weekend at Bernies 2, Teen Wolf, Tromeo and Juliet, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, lost Arc, Last Crusade, Octopussy, Wayne's World, 2 , Kids, Taxi Driver, Biodome, Monster Squad, Kung Fu Hustle, Wedding Crashers, Elf, Sin City, Batman 1 2 5, AVP, The Last Waltz, Kill Bill, THX 1138, Die Hard, Terminater, Gladiator,

Television:

Chappelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, Futurama, Simpsons, Brak Show, T & T, Speed Racer , the Daily Show, Cold Squad , Davinci's Inquest, Jeapordy. CSI: Nanaimo, Discovery Channel, Mocassin Flats, Lone Wolf and Cub, Colbert Report, Ewoks, DROIDS, ...

Books:

Ender's Game, Sophie's World, I Know This Much is True, TekWar, Catcher in the Rye, Kitchen Confidential, Into the Wild, I need something good to read.

Heroes:

Cyrill Sneer, Ace Manners, Buddy Goodfellow and P.J. Styles

My Blog

New Year Resolution

Every day in every way, I must get more extreme.
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:05:00 PST

The Aghoris are right

The world is perfect.www.sugardaddie.com"Where the classy, attractive and affluent can meet."
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:37:00 PST

Life Report and Important Updates 2006

Assuming nothing interesting happens over the next three weeks, here's my year.After a year in Nanaimo I made the decision to leave. Off to Whistler..or not. The winter finished and spring bloomed bef...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:34:00 PST

blood on my turtleneck

I silently turned the door knob and slipped into her chamber. She pretented to be asleep but I could smell her fear like a boiling pot of turnips. The sharp sound of my blade unsheathing caused her to...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:54:00 PST

no more smoking

I have once again started smoking.
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:27:00 PST

Victoria is for hijinx

I've not been allowed to enjoy the splendours of the internettles because of ... you know.Irregardless, the brass tax is I sat on a brass tack and that wasn't as interesting as it should have been. Ev...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:45:00 PST

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sometimes it's difficult to deal with the situations that arise. I find the best outlet to be alcohol and throwing knives. If you have any other suggestions please suck a curb while I kick t...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:10:00 PST

One to hold on to

You know when you really have to take a squirt and you've had a few pints so you really have to go? And then you get distracted and this bird is trying to yak your ear off and then you finally make it...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:41:00 PST

Gluffburg

mental  head red boot shelves This is zesty kutch greshlings and besised its fishy smelling and taxing. The swirly crunch of a great jesus is something to melt chocolate over. And the artistry o...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:46:00 PST

Olde Jokes, New Cockring

  Do you a favor? Sure. For you, anything&except analingus. Thats disgusting! And frankly, Im shocked and appalled that you would even suggest it.     Im the best interneter around&...
Posted by Smammy Thunderpants on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:44:00 PST