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One Miserable Motherfucker

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About Me

Well, let's see. Where to start. I was born and raised in Ottawa. It is a small logging community in the north of Ontario. I spent 20 years there before moving to Toronto where I spent a year. Then, on to Montreal. Home of bagels, smoked meat, cigarettes and the best titty bars in north america. Then back home for a bit. And now my crowning achievement, New York City. I'm here to follow every lazy mans dream. To become an actor...or comedian, whatever works out. I attend the New York Film Academy. Hey it ain't Julliard, but for a high school drop-out...it ain't bad. Let's see, what else. Um...oh I smoke and drink like I'm Dean Martin. And I sort of resemble a spider money fuckin a child. Oh yeah and besides my fam and her, hip hop is tops. See ya on the big sceen. "Smart went crazy, where did you go?" This myspace is brought to you by The Association for Safer Jizzmoping.
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Fuck this shit!

I've had it. I'm done with myspace, facebook, hell I'm done with emails too. I have no phone, and frankly it feels fuckin great. So thats it. I'm done. It's over. It was fun while it lasted but I'm cu...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:55:00 GMT

Let's save music

I just finished reading a very insightful article on the state of Hip Hop and I came to one conclusion; we need to stop downloading music. It had occured to me sometime last year that downloading musi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:27:00 GMT

Snow.

Well I guess the thought of a snowless winter in NY was too good to be true. Fuck I hate the snow. HATE IT!!!!!! Oh yeah and did i mention fuck valentines day. Have a good day.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:25:00 GMT

R.I.P. J Dilla

A year a go today. Recognize. R.I.P. Dilla.
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:37:00 GMT

me, me, me...and frosted mini wheats

I'm back bitches!!!!! Sure why not have my first oral bowel movement of 07. Hey at least I waited a month. Well with my 24th birthday a week away and strong start to the new semester at school I'm a l...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:31:00 GMT

Funny?

1 a : affording light mirth and laughter : AMUSING b : seeking or intended to amuse : FACETIOUS2 : differing from the ordinary in a suspicious, perplexing, quaint, or eccentric way : PECULIAR -- often...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 19:15:00 GMT

You make me wanna...

"You make me wanna die"He said it like he meant itStory over no morehopin to prevent it"You make me wanna live"She said that with a straight faceAnd she placed keep sakesInside her suitcase"Everything...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:28:00 GMT

Only in NY

O.K. so I said no more talkin but...this is funny. I returned home yesterday from school to find a huge black veiny dildo outside the front door of my building. This, of course, lead to many questions...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 22:31:00 GMT

Life is gettin the best of me.

All I really want to do is drink myself into non existence. But for some reason I don't. It could be cause I'm broke and booze isn't cheap. Yup...that's it. I know I would kill for a joint and other t...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:22:00 GMT

Neyork

I was on the 6 train yesterday and there were only three other people on the train. A guy comes on from another train car and the first thing he does is bends over to pick up this playing card that wa...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:49:00 GMT