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karen

as is

About Me

i am a generally awkward person. i am a bad speller. i have ten fingers and ten toes.

My Interests

bikes, ebay, daydreaming, dumpsters, dirty martinis, sidewalk rage, travel, duct tape, pall malls, drinking to much coffee, hypochondria,bike lanes,taking naps, being unrealistic, chocolate soy milk,grab ass, death anxiety, potty humor,being immature, regression, i like laughing until my stomach aches, literature,whiskey, painting, living like an animal.

I'd like to meet:

The malcontent. the flawed. people that dont relate everything to a sitcom or a movie. those with improbable dreams. ladies that like flirting with creepy old men for free cocktails. individuals that like to bicycle and go on adventures. those who do not have hearts of coal.

Music:

im not as hip as you.

Movies:

i enjoy preteen girly movies. too much.

Television:

rots your brain.

Books:

venus on a halfshell, world according to garp, ian mcewan, vonnegut, choke,tom robbins, henry and june, david wojnarowicz,bukowski,carl sagan, love at goon park, henry miller, the mole people, leaving las vegas, johnny got his gun, birth trauma, whores for gloria, or not to be,skels. i have a fascination with the thesaurus.

My Blog

come bother me.

i have a job at ihop now. ill be done my training after friday.  after friday, ill be working graveyard, so come by and eat some greasy sausages.oh. i have decided to be a loser and get a livejou...
Posted by karen on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

oh man. you have to look at this!

 ok, so some of you probally know i have launched a new career in catering to perversion. i have been emailing this one guy for a bit, he has bided on some of my things. i like him alot. here are...
Posted by karen on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

the face of desperation

i learned in class that you can keep an open jar of jelly for years, and it will still be ok to eat because there is not to many microbes that can grow in such a sugar dense environment. good to know ...
Posted by karen on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:01:00 PST

free bike

after finally being rescued from the diabolical bike thief, the murry sebring's freedom was short lived. He had suffered an untimely death due to a fatal injury from an encounter with a lamp post. go...
Posted by karen on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:44:00 PST

buy my stuff.

i am broke. i spend all my money on fart bombs and cocktails.  i have stuff on ebay. bid on it please. my shit for sale....
Posted by karen on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

ladida

 i am at my parents house now. suburbia. everytime i come down here i feel like living in the woods. this place is discusting, everyone is preoccupied with designer clothes, nice cars and large t...
Posted by karen on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

hahah, i love ebay.

ebay is great for laughs. ive been looking for a half ski mask to wear on super cold nights when i ride my bike. my skin is getting really dry lately. these are some excellent findings. eagle face mas...
Posted by karen on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

is it just me?

recently i am realizing that alot of people from orlando are usless shit bags.
Posted by karen on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST