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Mirror-like smiles

I am here for Friends

About Me

i once was the stay at home wife to mel gibson. but now i am single and also i am ready to mingle. i enjoy going to shitty ucf bars and falling over and watching guys puke and then scream and then drink more. umm.....lets see, what else is about me? im great, im also pretty awesome, some people even say that im the greatest girl in the world, im not sure if thats true but its been said many many times before, so lets just let that speak for itself.

My Interests

keeping it real, being awesome, giving high fives when high fives are in order, sleeping through my alarm clock for like seven hours, listening to the new of montreal cd, mainly just keeping it real, you know.

I'd like to meet:

well its been awhile since ive seen mel. i guess cute boys would be nice. non-sleazy if possible. maybe a little younger than mel, he was hairy and egotistical and talked about christ way too much. so if your not hairy, 56, christian, and cute and not sleazy, then maybe your who i want to meet.

Music:

ive been listening to the new of montreal: sunlandic twins a fucking lot. also i would be listening to lucero a lot but i cant fucking download it becuase this computer sucks and i dont get soulseek. le tigre, pinback, mountain goats, ditty bops, rilo kiley, and probably a bunch of other bands. you know, good stuff, whatever, i mean whatever, fuck this music section.

Movies:

run ronnie run, royal tenanbaums, napoleon dynamite, i heart huckabees, happiness, magnolia, fucking umm..amelie.

Television:

i never watch tv. its for losers and jerks and assholes.

Books:

i like long walks on the beach, and romantic movies, and coffee before bed, and a good cigarette now and then.

Heroes:

the president, jesus, god, noah (from the ark), tom jones.