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Lynn Lynn, city of sin...never come out the way you came in.

About Me


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I was born and raised in New Orleans, but I've been in L.A. since I came out here to attend UCLA 8 years ago. I'm a philanthropist, writer, ex-aspiring film student turned harm reductionist/public health advocate turned future attorney. My career ambitions have changed so much that I don't know if I should pigeonhole myself into one thing. I have a wonderful man and a beautiful dog who make up two thirds of me. I'm his Boobookittyfuck, and he's my Sirpsychosexy. I think I was a beatnik in my previous life.
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master ( RGLMf )
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
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The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- end exact opposite table -- You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
DREAD : The False Messiah
CONSIDER : The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door
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My profile name: Boobookittyfukk
Angel Dust
People Iced: Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: The Tooth Puller

What is your full name? karmalynnkwanrosco

Where were you born? metairie LA
Ever been married? once...like 20 years ago
Any children? a white guy and asian girl spawned a black boy, Dude
What is your favorite food? potatoes, cookies, teriyaki bowls, tacos
Coffee or tea? soda
Favorite pair of shoes? cowboy boots
What is your ideal vacation spot? my bed. i have frequent flyer miles to go there with no black out dates.
Sunsets or sunrises? sunsets definintely supercede sunrises. nothing's worse than being reminded to wake up.
Hugs or kisses? kisses (from my baby)
What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday? take my doody to the dog park
Normal bedtime? nothing i do is normal
What is your favorite drink? horchata
What is your occupation? professional slacker, writer, hit man
When was the last time you cried? 11/9/06
When was the last time you laughed? today and everyday
What is your all-time favorite song? i can't pick one...but i love "something" by george harrison
Who do you look up to? everyone in my immediate family
What do you daydream about? a less stressful life
What 3 things would you bring with you to a deserted island? my lover, my sweet little baby, and chapstick
What one word would you use to describe yourself? enigmatic
What is your biggest fear? losing my loved ones
What one thing do you have to do before you die? write a will
What is your favorite holiday? mardi gras
When is the last time you went on a date? everytime i'm with my man
Do you believe in love at first sight? no, love takes time. but i believe you can tell right away if you're gonna fall in love with a person
What is your idea of a good time? spending time with my love and playing with my dog
What is your best feature? my love says that it used to be my ass, but it's shrunk lately
What is your biggest weakness? i find it hard to stay focused, and i cram too much
WHat is your biggest strength? logical, yet passionate and creative at the same time
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: lynn
Birthday: 5/9/80
Birthplace: greater new orleans area
Current Location: west los/venice beach
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: wrong handed
Your Heritage: wealthy...j/k...10% smart, 90% cool...j/k...mandarin and cantonese
The Shoes You Wore Today: cowboy boots
Your Weakness: zuma (cell phone game)
Your Fears: losing my man or my baby doody woody
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian bbq chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: score high on the lsat
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't message instantly
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh fuck, I overslept and I'm late!(on weekdays),or Damn, was that just a dream?
Your Best Physical Feature: my butt lost first place. now it's my nipples. they can get pretty big at the right moment...
Your Bedtime: the time my head hits the bed
Your Most Missed Memory: the moment I realized I was in love and my baby's puppy daze (pun intended)
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
McDonalds or Burger King: wendy's
Single or Group Dates: group. i spend enuff time alone with him at home
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: jasmine or arizona green tea with ginseng and honey
Chocolate or Vanilla: both swirled together
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: like it's going out of style
Do you Swear: like a lady
Do you Sing: yes, but I probably shouldn't
Do you Shower Daily: yes, twice sometimes
Have you Been in Love: only once...and i still am
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, and going again
Do you want to get Married: duh...that's a stupid question
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, i be livin'...oh, do I beLIEVE in myself? the word is misspelled in the question
Do you get Motion Sickness: if I'm reading in the backseat
Do you think you are Attractive: of course, don't you? how could I not? my man always makes sure that I know it. he drills it into my head
Are you a Health Freak: not at all, but i'm surprisingly very healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: as long as I don't disappoint them and they don't know when I've been bad
Do you like Thunderstorms: no. they scare my little dooody woody
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not even in the past decade
In the past month have you Smoked: smoking right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, unless i count scripts
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes tonight
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: does dancing on a table count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: not that I know of, unless there's something he isn't telling me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: that only counts when you're in public, right?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my man's heart...and his wallet
Ever been Drunk: more than i wish
Ever been called a Tease: nope. i don't start what i won't finish
Ever been Beaten up: luckily no. how many women can actually say that?
Ever Shoplifted: nope. doesn't count if you don't get caught:)
How do you want to Die: the only thing i've decided about my death is that i don't want to know that it's happening.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: technically i am grown up...but i'd like to be an attorney someday
What country would you most like to Visit: switzerland or new zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel (like JC)
Favourite Hair Color: brown (like JC)
Short or Long Hair: short (like JC)
Height: 6'3 (like JC)
Weight: the size of my man
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks most flattering and sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: all at the same time? um...4. i was too fukked up to ever count
Number of CDs I own: several hundred
Number of Piercings: 1, but it's coming out soon
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few things repeated a lot...so probably hundreds! but I've grown from my mistakes
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My Interests

..Prolific vocabulary, words, sounds, rhymes, rhythm, poetry, catch phrases, oxymorons, irony, psychoanalysis, motorcycles, oddities, hemp, night vision, outcasts, liberals, the disenfranchised and underpriviledged, seedy dive bars, keys and drums, square dancing, twister, mahjong, karaoke, hookahs, glass bongs and sherlocks, NOs, and zuma or bustamove.
Your Aura is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

A lot of people seem to think that this section is devoted to naming all the celebrities and dead people that they've always wanted to meet but probably won't. But I'm pretty sure that you're supposed to state who you'd like to meet on myspace, like freaks, whores, artists, golfers, and your pre-school valentine.

Music:



rock, classic rock, dance, rock opera musicals. In no particular order: Jane's Addiction, Led Zeppelin, Ben Folds, The Who (especially Tommy, the rock opera), Radiohead, Weezer, Beck, Elliot Smith, The Beatles, Bjork, Tortoise, Tabularasa, The Misprintz, 21 Rest, Sigur Ros, Javier Dunn, Thievery Corporation, Aphex Twin, Ween, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Bangles, Pink Floyd, Eminem, "Rent" musical soundtrack

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Mallrats, Newsies, Lord of the Flies, Monster's Inc, M, Metropolis, Goodfellas, Donnie Darko, The Princess Bride, the Outsiders, One Crazy Summer, Happy Gilmore, Pulp Fiction, Titus, Adaptation, The Neverending Story, Stand By Me, Waking Life, Zathura, Spun, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and RENT!!!

Television:

24, 4400, Alias, Nip/Tuck, Six Degrees, Heroes, x-files, Simpsons, Monk, Law&Order:SVU, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Charmed, Angel, Project My World of course, My Fair Brady and Flavor of Love (I know, I'm a sucker for VH1 celebreality), Avatar:The Last Airbender, Hey Arnold, and spongebob

Books:

Junky, Naked Lunch, Jim Carroll's poetry, Artificial Paradises, Requiem for a Dream, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, beatnik literature, decadent literature, most poetry, and my doggie catalog

Heroes:

Ben Folds for his stellar piano talentYour results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 97% Wonder Woman 97% Superman 85% The Flash 80% Green Lantern 75% Robin 64% Hulk 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Spider-Man 35% Iron Man 35% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Blog

Good Karma: Shed a tear for every animal killed...

I have been perusing through websites of animal rescues and shelters, and I have to say that I'm extremely disturbed by the amount of red listed dogs out there. As if it isn't bad enough that there ar...
Posted by Karma on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST

Save a life?

While walking with our dog Dude yesterday, JC and I noticed a young guy lying on the sidewalk on his back with his eyes closed. He had two friends standing over him. We stopped by and a...
Posted by Karma on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

MY ENNEAGRAM TEST SAYS THAT I'M...

the PerfectionistThanks for taking the test ! you chose CZ - your Enneagram type is ONE. "I do everything the right way" Perfectionists are realistic, conscientious, and principled. They striv...
Posted by Karma on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

Am I a goddess in bed? Here are my test results

FireYou scored 84 sexability! That's ability with an 'a'. Ding ding we have a winner. If we hooked up there would probably be neighbours 4 doors down complaining to the super, and collateral damage to...
Posted by Karma on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

I am such a nerd!!

SO I TOOK A "ARE YOU A NERD, GEEK, OR DORK?" TEST, AND GUESS WHAT I AM? THOSE OF YOU WHO REALLY KNOW ME ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION. THE RESULTS ARE BELOW: Pure Nerd86 % Nerd, 39% Geek,...
Posted by Karma on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST

My friends list

I've amended my friends list again. To those of you who were in my top list and got pushed down a bit: I apologize for the downgrade. I decided to put family first (isn't that how it should be?). Fami...
Posted by Karma on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:12:00 PST

peeking out from the pillow

my dog, Dude, when he was still a puppy looking adorable as ever....
Posted by Karma on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

The Heart has Wings

Everyone thinks this art belongs to me but I definitely can't take credit for it. My friend Brandon drew this picture from prison. He's doing life for a crime he didn't even commit, so it's completely...
Posted by Karma on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

My baby

Dude as a puppy  ...
Posted by Karma on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:05:00 PST

old friends, new acquaintances

i've been on myspace for a long time, but i've only logged on a total of 10 times. that explains why my page is so meager and my friend list incomplete. i don't know if that makes me patheti...
Posted by Karma on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:06:00 PST