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Dan

Got more faults than the state of california

About Me

Equal parts tortured artist and working stiff.I sing and sling the tambo in the greatest Motown/Soul/R&B/Funk cover band in history: Mr. Coffee and The Creamers.If you're having a party, wedding, bar mitzvah, or ritual sacrifice that needs a band.. let us know. However, our union says we can't play at human sacrifices anymore, so it will have to be goats and chickens.

My Interests

(In no particular order) Singing, guitaring, drumming, sports, music, chemicals, fire, the beach, throwing things, catching things, bustin' rhymes, hustlin' chumps.

I'd like to meet:

"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half of the world fools and the other half hypocrites."- Thomas Jefferson

Music:

Husker Du/Sugar/Bob Mould, Avail, Screeching Weasel, Jawbreaker/Jets to Brazil, At the Drive-In, The Ramones, The Weakerthans, Dismemberment Plan, Wu-Tang, , The Cure, Night Ranger, Sleater-Kinney, Bad Religion, Sonic Youth, 7 Seconds, Fugazi/Embrace, Descendents/All, The Replacements, Quicksand, Black Flag, Lifetime, Karate, Cap'N Jazz --0-- --0-- --0--Saccharine Trust, Modest Mouse, Weezer, Tool, NOFX, Green Day, Jawbox, Alkaline Trio, Youth Brigade, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Propagandhi, Cursive, Joy Division, Knapsack, Slackers, Small Brown Bike, Built to Spill, No Knife, Mission of Burma, Digable Planets, Chili Peppers (84-93), GNR. --0-- --0-- --0--Pat Benatar, Gray Matter, Three, Senator Flux, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Minor Threat. A shout out to my classic and cock rock roots: Journey, Foreigner, Styx, Scorpions, REO Speedwagon. --0-- --0-- --0--Miles, Monk, Mingus. Four Tops, Temptations, Smokey Robinson, Sam and Dave, Otis Redding, Isley Brothers, James Brown. Aretha, Etta J, Ronnettes, Martha and the Vandellas. Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Fuckin' Gaye.

Movies:

Explorers, The Navigator, Aliens, The Thing, Pulp Fiction, Star Trek 2 and 4, Star Wars 4, 5, and 6, Big Trouble in Little China, Event Horizon, The Dirty Dozen, The Golden Child, Clue, Reservoir Dogs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Beetlejuice, The Big Lebowski, Eraserhead, Transformers: The Movie, Blues Brothers, Suburbia, Another State of Mind, Instrument, Spacecamp (I had a major crush on Leah Thompson), Office Space, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spaceballs and ever other great Mel Brooks movie.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, Adult Swim, TV Sports, Small Wonder, Alf, Airwolf, A-Team, Star Trek, Transformers, Voltron, Garfield and Friends.

Books:

Orson Scott Card, Arthur C. Clarke, Susan Cooper, Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Peter Straub, F. Paul Wilson, Paul Johnson, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Neal Stephenson, Audrey Niffenegger, Philip Pullman, and many others.

Heroes:

Pop Culture heroes of my youth: Hannibal from the A-Team, Rowdy Roddy Piper, (the real) Michael Jackson. Sports heroes of my youth: Will Clark, Anthony Carter, Tim Hardaway. --- Rock Heroes: Bob Mould, Joey Ramone, Blake Schwartzenbach. --- Historical Heroes: Andrew Jackson, Ben Franklin, Ike Newton.

My Blog

Say hi to the devil for us, Jerry

Falwell on the civil rights movement: ""If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord's will, I am quite confident that the 1954 decision would never...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Rich

Yesterday, the 13th of May, marked the first anniversary of the passing of the greatest human being I have known so far in my life. When I think of Rich Johnson, though, it is not a sense of loss I f...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

You let me down Tim Hardaway

..>   Tim Hardaway was my favorite basketball player growing up. I followed his career intently, from his early years as a Golden State Warrior, running the break like a madman and breaking...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST

Josh Gibson, the greatest baseball player nobody knows

Well, baseball season is rolling around again, and while preparing myself mentally for the bitter disappointment that I'm sure to suffer at the hands of my beloved Cincinnati Reds, I read an article a...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Rest In Peace Rich Johnson

Rich died Saturday. Below is the email from Rich's brother Leo that we all received. ---- Rich, our brother, friend, uncle. Passed away peacefully at home at about 5pm Saturday May 13, 2006. Rich an...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:58:00 PST

Goodness Gracious

I've got somebody so much on my mind that I can't get any work done.
Posted by Dan on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 07:59:00 PST

Only in Dreams

   I had the strangest dream last night. I was at what was supposed to be a Weakerthans show, except it was just John Samson, but it didnt look like him at all, and he didnt play any Weakert...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:40:00 PST

Blog Hat II: The Bloggening

Life has been getting interestinger and interestinger lately. After a very long and semi-self-induced sabbatical from serious pursuit of the fairer gender, someone has entered my life and hit me upsid...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST

A song

These are the words to a song I wrote while drunk at the ol' Saxapahaw house. We (Ender) recorded it at GTCC in 2002. Not entirely sure why I'm putting this up here, except for that I want to, so I am...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

I just had a really fuckin' good weekend.

That's really all I have to say about it, for now.
Posted by Dan on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:07:00 PST