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Theresa

Two corpses, everything's fine.

About Me

Although I am a Leo, I really do not enjoy talking about myself! Shocking, huh?! But, I suppose I should write something. In a nut shell, I am not exactly normal. Then again -- who the hell IS normal? I definitely have some interesting if not disturbing personality traits. The basics: I'm a sweetheart and very loyal. I will do anything for my friends/family. I am a fierce protector of the ones I love. I am a huge dork and a total goofball! I actually enjoy life -- regardless of the horrific things I have seen as a former defense attorney and a newbie forensic scientist. Now here comes the polar opposite portion of my personality. I do not take any crap. If I do not like you, you will damn well know it. I strongly suggest that if I do not like you -- stay the hell away from me. I'm vicious, nasty and I regret nothing. Should you happen to fall into the "I do not like you" category, please remember that 99.9999% of the time -- you brought it on yourself. I generally do not dislike people for no reason. Enough of that yucky stuff! :) Just one more thing to mention! I promise! Apparently, I lied about not enjoying talking about myself! LOL! It has come to my attention (several times) that the name Vamp Doll is misleading. I suppose it is. When I use the word "Vamp", I am not referring to vampires. I am referring to this: noun 1. Informal. A usually unscrupulous woman who seduces or exploits men: enchantress, femme fatale, seductress, siren, temptress. Informal: witch. 2. Informal. A woman who is given to flirting: coquette, flirt. Guess that is about it! If you want to know anything about me -- ask! I will not bite your head off ... unless you are a total jackass. :)
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My Interests


Tony and Roman -- The Loves Of My Life, Animal Rights, Baking, Biology, Cartoons, Cats, Clubbing, Comedy, Criminal Law, Dancing (Aerial, Ballet, Burlesque & Modern), Death, Dogs, Ethnic Foods, Family, Fashion, F.I.G.H.T. (Fierce Israeli Guerilla Hand to Hand Tactics), Fetish Art, Fetish Clothing, Forensic Science, Friends, Halloween, Hockey, Horror/Macabre, Ice Wine, Jewelry, Krav Maga, Knives, Latex, Mah Jong, Make-Up, Marche, Pilates, Pin-Up Girls, Platform Boots, Retro Art, Road Trips, Serial Killers, Shoes, Shopping, Snood, South Beach, South Of The Border, Tattoos, Tim Hortons, Vintage Clothing, Waffle House, Word Games, Wrestling

My Baby Grim Reaper! So Cute!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:



1000 Homo DJ's, AFI, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Big Dumb Face, Bile, Black Flag, Robin Black, Carnivore, Richard Cheese, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Chimaira, Collide, Combichrist, Consolidated, Covenant, Danzig, Deadstar Assembly, Depeche Mode, De/Vision, Die Krupps, Disown, Dokken, Dope, E Nomine, Electric Hellfire Club, Excessive Force, Faster Pussycat, Fear Factory, Frankenstein Drag Queens, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Genitorturers, Gotham Road, Michale Graves, Hanzel Und Gretyl, HIM, Human League, Icon of Coil, Billy Idol, Injected Flesh, Tom Jones, Candye Kane, KC And The Sunshine Band, KMFDM, Lacuna Coil, Lights Of Euphoria, Lil Jon, London After Midnight, Lords of Acid, Marilyn Manson, Dean Martin, MDFMK, MDM, Ministry, Misfits, Morbid Angel, Murderdolls, Peter Murphy, Mushroomhead, NIN, Nocturne, Nothingface, NWA, Ohgr, Pantera, Pig, Elvis Presley, Project Pitchfork, Prong, Puscifer, Rammstein, Ramones, Ratt, Revolting Cocks, Henry Rollins, Rosetta Stone, Seraphim Shock, Brian Setzer, Sex Pistols, Bill Sheffield, Shotgun Messiah, Frank Sinatra, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Skold, Slick Idiot, Social Distortion, Spinal Tap, Static X, Stray Cats, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Suicide Commando, Switchblade Symphony, TKK, Type O Negative, Vampire Beach Babes, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, The Wake, W.A.S.P., Raymond Watts, Wesley Willis, Wolfsheim, Luther Wright and the Can't Be Wrongs, Wumpscut, Zeromancer, Rob/White Zombie

Movies:



Television:


Absolutely Fabulous, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beavis And Butthead, Biography, Chappelle's Show, Cold Case Files, Dexter, Duckman, Family Guy, Forensic Files, Greg The Bunny, The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy, Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law, Kids In The Hall, Mind Of Mencia, The Munsters, MXC, The Oblongs, Scooby Doo, The Simpsons, Tales From The Crypt, The Tick, TNA, Tom Goes To The Mayor

Books:


Favourite Authors: Lilian Jackson Braun, Truman Capote, Tim Cockey, John Douglas, Edward Gorey, Carl Hiassen, Jeff Lindsay, Edgar Allan Poe, Ann Rule, Richard Scarry, Harold Schechter, William Shakespeare, Lemony Snicket

Heroes:


Mom, Dad and Aunt Janet

My Blog

Antisocial Bitch

Hey everyone! This keeps coming up a lot, so let me explain once and for all! I'm not being antisocial! I'm beyond busy! Why am I so busy? This is why: 1. Being a mom to Roman, who rocks by the w...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

More pics!

Put up some new pics of Roman! Check 'em out!  Being a mom rocks!      
Posted by Vamp Doll on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST

Friendship

True friends venture out -- despite the state of emergency and traveling ban -- to help you when you're in deep shit. Thank you Maam and Sir. I love you guys.    ...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST

Baby Roman's Pics!

Hey everyone! I finally put up some pics of Roman! Check 'em out! He's pretty damn cute -- not that I'm biased or anything.  ...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

Thank You

Just a quick "thanks" to everyone for the comments/messages regarding the birth of my awesome son, Roman and my bday! Roman is now one week old and as you can imagine, things are crazy! Please bear w...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST

Is this about you?

This one actually is about you KIM. This may blow your feeble mind, but my blogs (except this one of course) are NOT about you. Use your brain for god's sake. I even went so far as to mention in...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:24:00 PST

Plot this funeral bitch

My my my ... aren't we a bit obsessed! Here we go again!   HOW long has it been? Let it go sweet cakes. Ya' know, I've had stalkers that were less dedicated than you.  You have no idea how p...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST

Leos Rock

Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good f...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:18:00 PST

Strange, but true

Anyone from Poultrygeist will appreciate how disturbingly true this is! Those not involved in making the movie will just have to see it when it comes out! Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_bur...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:03:00 PST

For Eddy Gordo

LMAO! You are the biggest tool I have ever had the pleasure to laugh it. That's quite a feat dear, as I have met some true fuckwads. Remember what I said to you a little while back? Refresher&nb...
Posted by Vamp Doll on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:08:00 PST