I enjoy artwork, breasts, canada, coffee, cooking, ebm, esp guitars, eyes, hockey, industrial music, martial arts, marvel comics, metal, pop-tarts, rain, tacos, and tattoos.
Real people. If you don't know who you are, then I don't want to either.
I am not looking for a relationship or friends with "benefits". I am ABSTINENT which means that, unless you knock me out, I will probably NOT have sex with you.
I loathe drama and the people that senselessly create it. If you're here for drama, then fuck off and die ^.^
I would love to meet my soul-mate.
This lovely Edward Scissorhands clock above reflects just how long I have to wait.
TA + SK = Destiny.
I enjoy many different genres of music, but my usual tastes are metal, industrial, or ebm.
Some of my favorite artists are: the 69 eyes, aqua, assemblage 23, atrocity, b-52's, bile, billy idol, blaqk audio, calabrese, children of bodom, chimaira, clan of xymox, clutch, collide, combichrist, creature feature, danzig, delerium, depeche mode, d'espairsray, dimmu borgir, dir en grey, dope, duran duran, eisbrecher, excessive force, evanescence, every time i die, fear factory, fischerspooner, genitorturers, gretchen, hanzel und gretyl, heimataerde, h.i.m., icon of coil, in flames, john 5, johnny cash, joy division, kamelot, killswitch engage, kmfdm, krypteria, kylie minogue, lacuna coil, laibach, le'rue delashay, lucia micarelli, marilyn manson, mastodon, mdm, megadeth, mindless self indulgence, ministry, motley crue, neuroticfish, new order, nightwish, norther, otep, pantera, parkway drive, paul oakenfold, peter murphy, poisonblack, rammstein, retrosic, rhapsody, santa hates you, sarah brightman, schoolyard heroes, sevendust, sirenia, sisters of mercy, skid row, slick idiot, smashing pumpkins, soilwork, static-x, strapping young lad, suicide commando, the agony scene, the autumn offering, the birthday massacre, the cult, the cure, the last dance, the misfits, the missing:, the mission, the other, the smiths, the tea party, threat signal, throwdown, tom jones, type o negative, velvet acid christ, vnv nation, white zombie, william joseph, and within temptation.
I'm not too picky on movies. My favorite genres are comedy, horror, and unnecessary action.
Favorites include: 40 year old virgin, anchorman, austin powers [I, II, & III], balls of fury, beerfest, big money hustla$, blazing saddles, bordello of blood, clerks [I & II], club dread, control, corpse bride, dawn of the dead [original and remake], deuce bigalow [I & II], dodgeball, edward scissorhands, elvira's haunted hills, eurotrip, evil dead [I, II, & III], ghostbusters [I], grandma's boy, happy gilmore, hot fuzz, house of wax [original], jay and silent bob strike back, jesus christ vampire hunter, john carpenter's vampires, kung-fu hustle, kung pow!, lord of the rings [I, II, & III], mallrats, mean girls, night at the roxbury, nightmare before christmas, once upon a time in mexico, pulp fiction, robin hood: men in tights, scream [I], shaolin soccer, shaun of the dead, slap shot [I & II], sleepy hollow, smokin' aces, spaceballs, spinal tap, super troopers, the birdcage, the fog [original and remake], the italian job [remake], the lost boys, the princess bride, the transporter, waiting, and wayne's world.
My favorite actors are Bruce Campbell, Johnny Depp, Cary Elwes, Vinnie Jones, Simon Pegg, and Jason Statham.
My favorite actresses are Elvira, Lucy Lawless, Christina Ricci, and Cherlize Theron
The little bit of television I do watch consists solely of Dexter, Iron Chef, Metalocalypse, Ninja Warrior, and TNA.
Aside from comics, I rarely read.
I thoroughly enjoy Robert Frost, Edgar Allan Poe, William Shakespeare & J.R.R. Tolkien.
M.C. Escher, H.R. Giger and Chad Michael Ward are my favorite artists as well.
Chris Jericho, Deadpool, and Don Cherry.
My favorite guitarists are John Lowery [John 5], Alexi Laiho [Children of Bodom], and Rainbow [The Birthday Massacre].