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Parkalonious [monk]

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About Me

Despite my protestations, Chezz made a myspace page for me. The first 3 or 4 months, I think I logged in twice. Now I'm here very nearly every day. I still think myspace is retarded (what can I say? I still prefer my Livejournal .), but I can't deny it's a reasonable way to keep track of people I would normally lose track of.
So here I am.
I think t-shirts are a perfectly valid form of artistic expression and a great way to vocalize your stance on something in the most subtle yet, tongue-in-cheek way possible.
I work in a video game store , so you've probably already guessed I can be a little nerdy sometimes.
I like to drink . Likewise, I love a little drunken mischief .
I adore music . All shapes, kinds, and colors. Metal is my standout favorite, but you'd be surprised what a long-haired metalhead might have in their music collection...
I like to go fast!
I have the best friends. Brothers.
I like my job. While many customers exhibit signs of brain injuries, many more make me smile.
Lastly, I hate looking at pictures of myself. It's not that I find myself ugly, but I always look like such a wank in pics. Sadly, this is probably the best pic I've managed to find of me.

My Interests

Music, video games, comics, weird ass cartoons, youtube, people watching, drinking and all the hilarity/horror that follows

I'd like to meet:

Billy Sheehan, Victor Wooten, Cliff Burton, and all the others who have influenced me as a bass player. Then just sit around and listen.

Meatwad. Just cause.

Random idiots. If there's anything I've learned in retail, it's that nothing is funnier than the random idiocy that is the masses at large.

The guy who invented beer. Then I'd buy him a beer. I bet he'd appreciate that.

My dad at 25, just to see how close to being a clone of him I really am.

Me. I'd like to meet me. Randomly. I want to meet me while I'm walking through a crowd and accidently bump into myself. I'd say to myself, "you've got red on you." I bet I'd appreciate that.

The first guy to ever drink cow's milk. I just want to know what his train of thought was as he decided it was a good idea.

A wookie.

Jimmy Jibberish.

Music:

old school Metallica, TooL, 6gig, Bullets and Octane, Braincells, CarboHydroM, COQ ROQ, Dragonforce, old Herod, Iron Maiden, Incubus, Megadeth, Mercurial, Cradle of Filth, Default, Frank Zappa, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minibosses, Mudvayne, A Perfect Circle, Rage Against the Machine, Slayer, Enya, Smashup, Steve Vai, Wu Tang, Wylde Nept, Dethklok
Gogol Bordello "American Wedding"
....

Movies:

V for Vendetta, Toy Soldiers, Transformers, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Freddy vs. Jason, Incredibles, Batman(1989), What the Bleep Do We Know?, Sin City, Kill Bill, Minority Report, Max Fleischer Superman(serial)

Television:

All of the Bruce Timm super hero cartoons, Heroes, Cops, discovery channel, science channel, looney tunes, Ninja Warrior

Books:

1984, Lord of the Flies