And so you're back, from outta space... |
...well, Cornwall anyway. Yes, I'm back from the monkey sanctuary after less than a week - a very poor effort, I know.
However, before you start shouting 'lazy old bitch, bet she couldn't handle ...
Posted by Jen on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST |
Not half as arrogant as my last post, I promise |
Just a quick note to say I'm off to Cornwall for a fortnight to volunteer in a monkey sanctuary. Call me crazy if you will but I reckon it'll be fucking awesome.
If you want a pasty, some cider or eve...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST |
Bragging rights! |
How cool is it to go out with one of Scotland's most eligible bachelors, according to The Scotsman (which also rates Andy Murray, Dougray Scott and Gary Lightbody in the same poll)?
I think it's prett...
Posted by Jen on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST |
Need a lift? |
Woo, I got my car back today! I think I'm going slightly mad though because as soon as I got in from work, I went out for a drive and in between squeezing the steering wheel and fondling the gearstick...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST |
The Rules of Jen |
Ooh, look what I've found! Apparently, these are the Rules of Jen according to Simon Lamont's Jencyclopaedia - a book that exists only to revere Jens. Huzzah!
I like and agree with most of t...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST |
Manchester |
Just got back from a trip 'oop North to Manchester where I drank lots, danced lots and shopped lots, which was cool. I wanted to get away from all the crap that's happening at home right now and I thi...
Posted by Jen on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST |
If your name's not Dan, you're not coming in... |
I couldn't think of a decent title for this blog so I thought I'd start with a random Jade Goody-ism that amuses me greatly whenever I've had a few drinks.
I don't really have much to say apart from t...
Posted by Jen on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:41:00 PST |
Carnage. |
My God... every work do I go on just gets more and more insane. Last night, we went go-karting and then out in Brentwood and everyone got completely fucking trashed.
I'd never been go-karting be...
Posted by Jen on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST |
What a fucking let down! |
Aww, so Modern Toss on TV was actually toss. I got all excited about watching it but it wasn't funny. Rubbish.
It has totally ruined the cartoons for me because it has trashed my interp...
Posted by Jen on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST |
Kill the world, make it a better place |
Some days, I really can't believe how infuriating people can be. I really am settling back in from Thailand aren't I? Jeeeesus.
I'm tired of people moaning about the heatwave already. Granted, they ha...
Posted by Jen on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:30:00 PST |
