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sherri

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I think it's super-cute when Southland imports like myself start out their profiles with "Hey y'all! Soooo I'm just a nice Georgia girl in the big city, lookin' for folks to chill with..." especially when they follow it up with--apparently--laughing their cute asses off!
Soooo, y'all....I really will make you laugh your ass off, cause that's what I do. Standing up, sometimes on stages! When I'm not teaching, or traveling, or working in the theater or......drinking. Lemonade.
Soooo...(you can imagine that in a really syrupy southern drawl, like iced tea on a porch, etc.)...I'm kinda nice (ok, that's a lie, i'm a closet nice-girl. that's one thing i'm in the closet about), I'm from Joiga, and I live here; New York.
I'm also a "subway conusieur." Yeah. You wanna know where the W train goes? Yeah well...I can tell ya that. I've even got the inside "track" (ha ha!) on the JMZ. Or so the ladies tell me.
Soooo.... Look at my website: www.sherridsutton.com....OR watch me live on stage here at this link! Enjoy! Me live on stage! which is where i talk about serious things; like that I've directed shows and taught theater classes all over the country/world, that I can immitate the fuck out of anyone and sometimes bring these handy talents to stand-up comedy. Which--despite what the nay-sayers may say (besides nay)--is truly done standing up. (see paragrah 3)
y'all. yee HAW. ..

My Interests

comedy, theater, traveling, social work, playwriting, directing, acting, recovering from cults, traveling, making fun of jesus, making fun of myself, making fun of you (take off that mask, halloween is over oh whoops thats your face haahaaaaa!!!!)

I'd like to meet:

girls who play beach volleyball. (p.s. i'm not about to play volleyball, i just want to watch.)

girls who descibe themselves as "peaches."

comedians, actors, musicians,writers, lesbians, other recovering cult members, puppeteers, agents, managers, directors.

(actually, girls who play volleyball on any kind of surface, really, is fine.)christopher durang; lilly tomlin; carol burnette; in fact' my list of heroes would be a meeting of life changing proportions, or at least non-stop laughing....

Music:

stevie wonder, new love for elvis, missy elliot, ludacris, johnny cash, dolly parton, loretta lynn, dar williams, indigo girls, sugarland, etta james, ella fitzgerald, b-52s, u2, van morrison, james taylor, 50 cent, 70's rock bands, 80's music, R&B, gospel (got to get my church on)...

Movies:

porkys, auntie mame, rocky (only the first one!), sophie's choice, the color purple, red, white, blue (and lots of foriegn films, all pixar animation shows, got lots to chat on this one...

Television:

house, little britan, wife swap, oprah, the view, starting over, little house on the p, basically i watch as much tv as possible...was raised on 65 hours a week of television...i love that my mind can just zone out and it when people deny watching or limit themselves to 3 hrs. per week, amy sedaris, top designer, sheer genius,

Books:

confederacy of dunces, written on the body, sophie's world, and again, too much to say on this subject...Dr. Sueus, tons of playwrights,.. um, all things david sedaris

Heroes:

my granny, god rest her soul...all the ladies of comedy (lucy, gilda, lilly, carol, roseanne, rosie, madeline, margret, ellen, amy...yeah, we are on a first name basis) oh, and paula poundstone and to all those people on TV who take the chance, every day, to start over.it's never too late. ( i freakin love that show)

My Blog

"This is not about tanning." Sunset Tan

Yesterday my friends invited me to Coney Island, and I thought that meant going to the park and riding rides, eating a coney dog and maybe a funnel cake, but no...going to Coney Island means going to ...
Posted by sherri on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

armageddon

ARMAGEDDON IS HERE PEOPLE.....but we dont notice....we just keep ordering more lattes, and making sure our myspace is updated with more 'friends'...meanwhile, more americans voted for American Idol th...
Posted by sherri on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:33:00 PST

Friends Again

so i had to change my 'top friends' list back to my actual friends....except i thought i would leave gilda and meryl to make my first blog make a bit of sense... and to those who might be reading this...
Posted by sherri on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:06:00 PST

Famous myspace 'friends"

So I'm doing a little test....decided to dump all of my real friends off of my 'top friends' list and just put in my famous 'friends' because we all know those are your real friends. I cant tell you h...
Posted by sherri on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:13:00 PST