Heather

It's not impossible that I am a bit of a news/politico-junkie but let it be known that I do not let the ridiculousness of our greater societal sphere interrupt that which is my personal happiness .... also ... I love going to bed with wet hair. I think awkward situations are absolutely hilarious and i love being in them. I totally dig movies with summer camp themes. I have a weak spot for the elderly - And children. I have a deep love for this city but a constant yearning for the country. I really hate being late - especially to the theatre. I don't really care to receive flowers, but looking at them on street corners or in fields is pretty dope. I was grounded only once in childhood and that was for losing my retainer (for the third time . . . but only because it was wrapped in a napkin on my tray on a field trip at McDonald's and someone threw it away. My attempts at searching through the trash were unsuccessful... end of tangent.) I have insane attention to detail. One year my brother and I dressed up as California Raisins for Halloween. I'm a big fan of corteling. I miss driving my car. I take my coffee with skim milk and sweet 'n low. (So does Meryl Streep.) I like doing laundry and dislike doing dishes. Nice lips and engaging eyes are features I'm highly attracted to. I MUST be challenged. I have a pretty unhealthy obsession with office supplies and organizational products. I judge books by their cover -- in the literal sense. I refuse to read instruction manuals. I think hand sanitizer is necessary. I'm a huge advocate of flossing. Tasti-d-lite has become a staple in my life. I prefer popcorn with no butter. Burning my tongue, stubbing my toe, and just missing a train are my least favorite activities in the game of life. I never have unpainted toenails. I love bananas but don't care so much for banana flavored candy and such. My Granny makes killer matzo ball soup. I prefer red wine to white - especially the cheap kind that comes in a box. I am blessed. The mole people are fascinating. Michelangelo is my favorite Ninja Turtle. It should be illegal to eat Chinese food without chopsticks. I love the way my white clothes and towels smell after I wash them with bleach. Peanut butter is pretty awesome. Smoking is unattractive. The genius that thought to manufacture beer in 40 oz bottles is pretty much my hero. . .