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About Me

My basic philosopy in life is "Never give up, and never-under any circumstances, no matter what- never face the facts." As cheesy as Johnathon Livingston Seagull may have been, I believe that he was on to something. If I love you... ever... I always will, in some capacity. I am an actress, but that's not all I am. I like fart jokes, video games, scary movies, and juggling. And the only thing that surpasses my absolute adoration for humanity is my irritation at it's tendancy toward entitlement. I someday hope to touch a real iceberg.

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Carol Burnett, my idolAnd Lori and Dori (Reba) Schapell

My Blog

I’m home.....

I have a home. I know that that doesn’t sound like a big deal to most people. Usually, that is a given. Most people take for granted that sense of love and belonging that they have. I think, mos...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:02:00 GMT

Candy

This is a fake text that I am typing so that the little hispanic kid that is selling candy bars won't approach me. I'm watching him now talk to the balding middle-aged man adjacent to me. Both are hav...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:57:00 GMT

Shony Bear 3 (the end)

While I was formulating what I was going to say to the love child of Hulk Hogan and Ma Kettle, I had been peeling off the skin of the Shony Bear. I didin't even bother putting the remnants back i...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:23:00 GMT

Shony bear 2 (still not done)

I reminded myself that I was there for the kids. Yes, that's why I was doing this. To see their little faces light up when I offered them a hug. I pictured a little gaunt, bald child being carried in....
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:57:00 GMT

The Shoney Bear

When I graduated from college, I (like many of my contemporaries) moved back home to live with my mother. I had my first theatre tour planned for the Fall, and had opted against doing Summer stock tha...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:50:00 GMT

Zaxby’s rocks!

So, I have 1 remaining grandparent. She's 91 years old. Bare that in mind when I relate this anecdote. Tonight, I went by and brought her dinner or rather "supper". "Dinner" around here is apparently ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Chasing Amy

Okay.... So...... I met Amy Sedaris at one of her book signings the other day. Made an IDIOT out of myself. First, my question was stupid and I was so excited that I like YELLED in the microphone. Sh...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:10:00 GMT

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Perhaps you can help me with this. WHY do people like music videos? or why did they ever? The joy in  watching video clips while listening to a song to accompany them is totally lost o...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:55:00 GMT

I wish

Some things that I wish I could do: 1- Have put in the contract rider for every musical  that I was in, that the orchestra had to learn the theme song for "The Facts of Life" so that I could sing...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Well, it’s that time......

Wow.... I'm as packed as I can get. I leave tomorrow. I'm filled with emotions. I'm excited, I'm terrified, I'm exhausted, I'm defeated, I'm hopeful, I'm lonely. The only thing that I want to do is to...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 22:03:00 GMT