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Dee Licious

Who says you can't be cute and brutal??

About Me

I'm a God Damn Mother Fuckin Roller Derby GirlMyspace Graphics
Myspace Layouts Myspace Layouts/I am the girl next door that you always wanted to meet and mom was afraid you would. I am the girl that played stick ball with the boys, armwrestled the guys and still had time for ballet. Now a days in my spare time I go to the gym for Pilates, bosu and yoga. In the evenings I am part of a all women's roller derby league called the Morristown Madams. I get to switch to my "alter ego" Dee Licious and promote a group of kick ass women in a brand new awesome sport. In my down time I really really enjoy traveling. I have been all over the world and each year I pick somewhere new and exotic to check out. I travel a lot by myself and truly feel honored to have gone and seen some of the places and cultures I was able to be part of. I am a very independant person and I enjoy having a variety of interests such as photography, roller skating and cooking. God, I sound so bland!! Really though, I guess I know how to go out and party like a rock star as well as being a strong supporter of the 2pm Sunday nap! I am always looking to meet and get to know new and interesting people so give me a shout!
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code TRAVELING to anywhere I can steal away enough time to get to. This message is for you! Give me some ideas where is a great place to visit. I am always planning the next vacation! Roller Derby is my other great interest. What is cooler than shaking off work clothes to go roller skating with some of the most awesome women you can ever meet.
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Name: Dee Licious AKA Blondie
Birthday: One week before Valentines Day
Birthplace: Good ole NJ
Current Location: Mo'town NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Uh, um, well when and where?
Height: 5'4" and a little more
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Italian and I hear the yelling part is Sicilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers
Your Weakness: Pugs
Your Fears: Men in white socks and sandals
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom, lite cheese, xtra sauce from Petes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be the best friend I can be
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am I in a tuna net, oh, wait, its the mosquito net over my bed!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Flinstone feet
Your Bedtime: When and wherever the spirit moves me to sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: If it is gone, how would i know to miss it?
Pepsi or Coke: Dt Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Whopper Jr but McD fries (1st ingredient CRACK)
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who comes up with this stuff? Someone has got to be makin money!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla with Peanutbutter (it's why I have a butt;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither no coffee or any of its derivatives for me
Do you Smoke: What
Do you Swear: Well I don't cuss, whatever that is.
Do you Sing: In the car, in the shower, to my pets, in the office. . .
Do you Shower Daily: Yep, nothing like gettting the funk out
Have you Been in Love: Yes, smartly and stupidly
Do you want to go to College: I went but I would love to wake up 17 again and do it over again
Do you want to get Married: Some day maybe, didn't pick out a dress or anything
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. If I don't who will
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES. I can't read directions in the car without throwing up at said location
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes in the right light
Are you a Health Freak: I know I eat healthy but I like the salt sugar fat and booze make their way in
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, they recently realilzed I am an adult
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, nothing like a good summer storm
Do you play an Instrument: The violin and the bass (badly)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Me drink? Blashphemy.
In the past month have you Smoked: Well the month started on the 1st so no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I aviod it like the plague
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Another shameless plug for Oreos and NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes and it was damn good
In the past month have you been on Stage: Life is a stage and we are merely the players so yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does showering with myself count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Leftovers from my Mom's house
Ever been Drunk: Yes but I am sure there is no video footage
Ever been called a Tease: By some ignorant people I am sure
Ever been Beaten up: Nah, only dolled out the beatings :)
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Smothered by pugs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll let you know when I get there
What country would you most like to Visit: Kenya
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not important
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Well I don't want a man that takes longer to get ready than I do
Height: Tallish
Weight: Well I like them to look like they can bench press me.
Best Clothing Style: Their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: I will refer this to my PR team and my attorney for a response. No comment
Number of CDs I own: 70
Number of Piercings: 2, I got uninteresting after leaving the world of bartending
Number of Tattoos: 3 and one comin!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Waiting around for change to happen to me.

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I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton, the Dali Lamma, Ghandi, Ted Bundy, Al Capone, Jacque Custo (?), Ed Nornton, Matthew McConehey, Salma Heyek, an alien, John Douglass, Dr Phil, Oprah, Jack Welch, Gloria Steinem, Hugh Hefner, Angelina Jolie, Socrates, Cleopatra, Queen Elizabeth I and David Blane. I think that would make for quite the party.I'd like to meet a down to earth guy. Someone that likes to travel, isn't afraid to get out there and do new stuff and is willing to try just about anything once.I talk to EVERYONE because I am always on the look out for cool people. I have an AWESOME group of friends but I believe that you can never stop meeting people because each new person enriches your life immeasurably.. . . and pugs, i am a freak for pugs

Music:

Wow totally schitzophrenic music collection: Fiona Apple,Shakira, Marilyn Manson, The Prodigy, The Killers, Janes Addiction, White Stripes, Norah Jones, Ali Faka Toure, Outkast, Maroon 5, Lynard Skynard, Van Morrison, The Doors, Erykah Badu, Kid Rock, Pink, Sting, The Bestie Boys, NIN, Nelly Furtado, Jay Z, Joan Osbourne, David Gray, Prince, 50 Cent, 311, Al Green, Anna Nalik, Allyah, Ludacris, 2Pac, Biggie, Mary J Blige, The Black Crowes, Blackalicious, G Love and Special Sauce, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Fatboy Slim, Janis Joplin, Kanye West, The Cure, Zero Seven, Frou Frou, Sheryl Crow, Sneaker Pimps, Seal, The Allmann Brothers, Garbage, The Roots, Sarah McLaughlin and I am a closet Kelly Clarkson fan (you can lose all respect for me now)

Movies:

Goonies, Point of No Return, Office Space, Swimming with Sharks, The Ref, Legally Blonde, Blow, Scarface, Anything Godfather, Jaws (it scares the crap out of me) Myspace Backgrounds

Television:

Law and Order SVU, Discovery Channel Shows (I am such a dork) and the Sopranos are the only things I have time to watch. Oh and My Name is Earl

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, The Left Behind Series (weird), Seven Habits of the Highly Effective, Buzzmarketing, Obsession, Angela's Ashes, Along Came a Spider,Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing

Heroes:

MySpaceTV Videos Stella the pug
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Add to My Profile | More VideosMy Mom, Ghandi, Bill Clinton, Philipe Pinel and the LA Derby Dolls. . . Check out what we Madams are looking forward to becoming. Derby Dames highlight video: Brutal Beauties vs The Bombshells

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My Blog

Wont you come watch me roll around?

Wanna come check out ME and all our PHENOMINAL MORRISTOWN MADAMS. . .This Saturday don't miss it! ..http://a890.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_bc93d17 6b9c1baab1d86f3a130acc221.gif">  ...
Posted by Dee Licious on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:44:00 PST

Morristown Madams Super Matchup Weekend

So I am super pumped because we are bouting against the fabulous South Jersey Derby Girls High Voltage Hotties!!  This Saturday, March 29th at the Morristown Rink, the Morristown Madams will be t...
Posted by Dee Licious on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

Day 5 of Chris A Gras

So I am officially just about two days from the arrival of the big birthday. Things I am resolving to do this new year: Venture to Fiji (all ready got the ok for the time off) Go to Amsterday (just b...
Posted by Dee Licious on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST

It’s a Snowin!!

So as I sit here at my desk and watch the snow fall I wonder a few things. . . Will Matt land on time? What will work be like tonight? Will I ever get the Christmas cards done before Christmas? What ...
Posted by Dee Licious on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST