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kris

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About Me

"THESE GOATS ARE RETARDED."

i have this problem where no matter what in conversation i'm probably always going to bring myself up in some form or another. no one ever calls me out on this, but i notice it all the time and think its a shitty thing to do. talk what you know the best, right? well.. kind of. also i'm socially awkward and find it hard to maintain eye contact, especially with attractive members of the opposite sex. whatever. like it matters. it doesnt. my life is boring sometimes but i've probably done and seen a lot more than you. i'm not bragging, just letting you know i'm not as boring as i come off. i always imagine i only have a year or two left on this earth but i've felt that way since i was 15 and i'm still here for now.

My Interests

reading, watching tv, working on dumb art projects, writing stories that i'll never complete, whatever my new plan of action is for the week, trying to get sleep (i fail miserably), fucking up good things, watching television and movies, drinking when i have the money to, not working, harm reduction, going to bed after 6 am, pseudo self destruction, all night pizza parties, etc.

I'd like to meet:

right now just about anyone who wants to have fun with life. people who drink a lot. less people who smoke pot. a girl who wouldnt mind spending at least 6 to 12 months hanging out and having adventures. (you'll get tired of me after that. i'm difficult.) who likes to make me smile just as much as she likes to piss me off. someone else. someone who can put up with the fact that i don't have a sense of smell and don't always remember to wear deodorant. maybe you if we didn't meet yet.
also if i could go back in time i would wanna meet rosanna arquette and madonna like around when they were in desperately seeking susan. amazing.

Music:


oblivion, apocalypse hoboken, cheer-accident, steely dan, bobby conn, flying luttenbachers, blowfly, gg allin, and about 80000 other things too. fuck it.

Movies:

WHAT IS IT?, street trash, combat shock, holy mountain, el topo, OVER THE EDGE, streetwise, out of the blue, ken park, anarchy video 85 in PiL, forbidden zone, fallen angel, it is fine everything is fine, dr caligari 1989, a dirty shame, hated, rubin + ed, ladies + gentlemen the fabulous stains, nekromantik, der todesking, christiane f., downtown 81, buffalo 66, suburbia, deadbeat at dawn, affliction, la planete sauvage, after hours, kenny and company, boogie nights, trainspotting, acid house, helter skelter, TICK, je ne regrette rien, citizen toxie, sonic outlaws, negativland in no other possibility, trash, how's your news?,the devil and daniel johnston, phantasm i-iv, any john waters, decline of western civilization, candy snatchers, nightmare on elm street dream trilogy arc ( 3 - 4 - 5 ), martin the vampire, martin + orloff, penn and teller get killed, 200 motels, infected by the the, the stuff, it's alive trilogy, liquid sky, inland empire, other lynch except dune, midnight cowboy, cruising, gift, the gong show movie, puppet master II, dream deceivers, saved by the bell the college years wedding in las vegas, basket case, bad news, cheech and chong, video violence, video violence 2: the exploitation, caligula, black emanuelle, jubilee, planet of the apes cycle, kiss meets the phantom of the park, uhf, swamp thing, all my bootlegs, too many movies.

Television:

cool clown ground, upright citizens brigade, mr show with bob and david, the young ones, tim and eric awesome show great job!, wonder showzen, tales from the darkside, monsters, the edge, crossballs, just say julie, svengoolie, liquid television, degrassi, diffrent strokes, kids in the hall, exit 57, strangers with candy, dr katz, arrested development, hardcore tv (on hbo), human giant, swamp thing, some more. im a big fan of sketch comedy but i dont like monty python. i know, i know. whatever dudes. also i don't care what anyone says about tv, i LOVE IT. a lot of people seem to think its cool to say they "don't watch tv" and seem to have a holier than thou attitude about it- but fuck that, i am very smart and i enjoy plenty of tv. you just gotta watch the right shows. duh.

Books:

peter sotos, perv a love story, permanent midnight, killing for culture, the sexual criminal, older irvine welsh, georges bataille, lexicon devil, lucifer rising, apocalypse culture II, lords of chaos, headpress perodical, women who hurt themselves, quaalude to a kiss, alabama wildman, crackup at the race riots, answer me!, devils web, boiled angel, william s burroughs, andrea dworkin, some hunter s. thompson, prisoner of x, the other hollywood, tomb for 500,000 soldiers, the deep red horror handbook, swamp thing. lots of nonfiction and comic books. medical textbooks with lots of pictures. so many more books it isnt even funny especially when i want to go back to other books ive read years ago and i still have plenty of ones i haven't read yet. how bout that?

Heroes:

enablers - of both good and bad.. (who are you to judge?), Cebe Barnes, Squeaky Fromme, people who don't give a fuck. //////

My Blog

OCTOBER STUFF>>>..>>>>.>

MUSIC jammed:- GLEAMING SPIRES -  songs of the spires, walk on well lighted streets, welcoming a new ice age.-BOBBY CONN -  on the farm b/w don't worry-SPARKS - halfnelson, a woofer in tweet...
Posted by kris on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

its funny

"Real Life Pepe Le Pew Rapes Cat"
Posted by kris on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:52:00 PST

no way.

bands i wish still existed and/or were still good:(in no particular order)---------------------------us maple,  arab on radar, math, miss high heel, lake of dracula, the smiths, this heat, pop gr...
Posted by kris on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

rushed 4 am mix tracklist.

you know who you are.  and in case you were wondering what a few of the songs were...1. save it for later - english beat2. jive talkin' - bee-gees3. dancing girls and dancing boys - robert pollar...
Posted by kris on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:41:00 PST

ugh, TV RANT.

so i just watched (on tv) the final episode ever of DEGRASSI HIGH - total bummer material.  they announce they're closing the school down, and dwayne comes forward as being "the kid with hiv" as ...
Posted by kris on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

reading.

if anyone wants to get me a late christmas gift (i know a couple people said they would and forgot... oh well) or an early birthday gift top of my list: no focus:   http://www.amazon.com/No-...
Posted by kris on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST

a short history of "for what?"

FOR WHAT? volume 1 -much acclaimed by everyone who heard it "man, give me a copy of that cd!!" started a goddamn cycle, and responsible for the title is something joeseph wrote on his t shirt one nigh...
Posted by kris on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

"what is it?"

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN CRISPIN HELLION GLOVERS MASTERPIECE "WHAT IS IT?" UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW NOTES ON KEY SCENES. this is in NO WAY a review - only a recap of what i saw. ...
Posted by kris on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:24:00 PST

i joined the ranks..

...after "hating on" people who put songs on their profile for so long, i gave in.   i couldnt help it   you love it
Posted by kris on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

negativland

well i finally got to see negativland live.they performed "its all in your head FM" which theyve been playing a few shows of here and here, came through chicago.it was incredible.well thats about it.i...
Posted by kris on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST