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Dead Donkey Body: A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back."The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.