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Chris

Last Night I Bought Chips And Ate Them Like A Dog

About Me

I'd like to use myspace for darting, joke relationships, fiends and notworking.

My Interests

Sex Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll. With an unfortunate bias towards the latter two.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Fucking Christ

Music:

Possibly the best band ever The Kandy Kane Kids13th Floor Elevators, AC/DC, Andrew WK, Baby Woodrose, Black Sabbath, Count Five, Cream, Deep Purple, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Electric Eel Shock, Ikara Colt, Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers, Kings Of Leon, Led Zeppelin, MC5, Motorhead, RATM, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, Sweatmaster, Ted Nugent, The 5.6.7.8's, The Amboy Dukes, The Birthday Party, The Black Keys, The Burnouts, The Cramps, The D4, The Datsuns, The Divine Brown, The Doors, The Drones, The Festermen, The Flaming Sideburns, The Hives, The Immortal Lee County Killers, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Shit, The Sonics, The Stooges, The Strokes, The Von Bondies, The White Stripes, The Who, The Yardbirds, Thee Mighty Caesars, Thin Lizzy, Twisted Sister, Velvet Underground, Whitesnake, Winnebago Deal, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, and about 1 million others

Movies:

so bad they're funny afternoon movies on channel 5, in fact movies that are on tv and unintentionally hilarious whenever. As well as the classics.

Television:

Neighbours, Hollyoaks, Brainteaser, Countdown. Deal or No Deal, did I mention I'm a student?

Books:

are in the Library. And away from essay deadlines should in general be avoided. Of course some people have written books about subjects as great as Bob Dylan and Led Zeppelin. But these are largely to be found in shops like HMV where they will be overpriced (even at £2.99...) and should anyone actually take a close look prior to purchase they will frequently (if admittedly not always) find that actually all the book is about is how much the writer likes the relevant artist with one or two anecdotes thrown in for good measure.

Heroes:

Lux Interior, Poison Ivy, Guy McKnight (up to the royal society, but perhaps no longer), Aki Morimoto, Nick Cave, Elvis Presley, Matt Sirelle, Jack White (good musician, but only a hero because he fucked up Jason Stollenblaaaaa) Arnold Schwarzeneger (impossible to spell, not the most amazing actor but did become governor of California purely due to catchphrases.) Ozzy Osbourne (not because of the fucking tv show) Tony Iommi, Zac de la rocha, Eric Clapton (inclusive of cream but not much beyond that), Tom Morello (until audioslave... obviously), Ted "the Nuge" Nugent (for everything ever), Richie Blackmore (as much as for now only playing rennaisance based music in castles as for deep purple), Everyone in every band I like, everyone who's ever given me a free drink, everyone who's ever helped me score in any way you could interpret anything.Last but not least anyone who's been arsed to read this bs and agrees with some of it