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Church

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About Me

Hi folks! I'm Church. Not religious or anything. I've already got a guaranteed place in the bonfire downstairs thank you very much and I don't need some self-righteous tosser telling ME where I'm going. How the fuck do you know anyway? Have you been there motherfucker?! Sorry about that, gets it off my chest though. Anyways, I'm quite a placid, well-mannered young man (so my Gran always to say - hehe) and I like a drink, I like a smoke and I LOVE partying like theres no tomorrow. I'm a firm believer of the view that if you can't make up for all the bad shit in your life with double the fun, you may as well be dead. Life is fun no matter what bullshit comes your way. Sorry, I'm ranting again. I live for parties, racing cars (and the odd motorbike) and generally love cars and motorbikes. I live in the cultural paradise (if you're a Chav) known as Swindon and have just moved in to a new house with long-time friends Phil and Dan. Legends. On the weekends, I generally get wankered in Swindon town centre (there's not much else to do there) with my mates. Lifes awesome!
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My Interests

Driving, boozing (not at the same time regrettably), socialising with mates, racing cars and motorbikes, Betting, off-road biking, BTCC (thats British Touring Car Championships for those not in know), getting wasted in various towns and cities across the British Isles (WE LOVE YOU, CARDIFF!!!), cars in general - I love cars! And women who like cars too.DO YOU LIKE IT HUH, BITCH?

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone genuine - not these pricks who just want to boost their friend counter because they have no friends. Church, stop ranting! Seriously, any nice, genuine people who can make me laugh and are great in their own right. Or.........any hot ladies with a great personality. Game on!
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Music:

Bit of everything really. Especially into Hard House, Trance, Drum N'Bass, Hardcore, Dance, Electro, Techno, Indie and Rock. Faves include the Stone Roses, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Oasis (pre 1999), Guns N'Roses, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Pendulum, Roni Size, Tiesto, PVD, Ferry Corsten, Queen, Faithless, The Prodigy and lot's more that I can't be arsed to type down.Twwwwang!

Movies:

Scarface, Heat, The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Collateral, Mad Max, Pirates of the Carribean and again lot's more I can't be arsed to type down.

Television:

I don't really watch much TV but I do like Paramount Comedy channel after 10 pm. Hilarious shows and sketches on there. Other than that, I just watch motor racing and the Moto GP.img src="http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ownedarmy.gif" border="0"

Books:

1984 and Animal Farm by George Orwell. Amazing books, amazing author. They are both a complete headfuck and really make you think about political life today. 1984 was written after the Second World War and is about "Big Brother", where everyone is being watched. Like I said, complete headfuck. Ace!img src="http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/office_needs.jpg "

Heroes:

Valentino Rossi. World Superbike Champion and a fuckin mentalist. I did attempt some of his two-wheeled madness but........let's just leave it at that (sorry about the Suzuki GSR, Joe!)

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