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Willard

What Would Willum Do?

About Me

My real name is Willum and I am a Seal Point Siamese Elephant Seal Pup, currently living in Northeast Minneapolis. My human friends sometimes refer to me as The Baby, Willard, Willump, Plumpy Lumpy (and sometimes Grumpy) and even Handsome. I have a marvelously voluptous figure and a dainty 23 inch waist. I am diabetic and was once abandoned on the steps of the Humane Society. I live in a house with 2 other cats, 2 dogs, a boa constrictor and 5 humans. I have sometimes been known to hunt mice and moles, but mostly just sleep on the smallest humans' pillows.Lately, I have been bitten by the travel bug and plan to depart Minneapolis for adventures on the road. I plan to use this MySpace page to document and Blog my travels. Feel free to sign up to receive my Blog updates as I will be adding to them from the road. The adventure begins March 31st...

My Interests

Eating, sleeping and world travel. Would like to be a roadie for a rock and roll band some day.

I'd like to meet:

Willard Scott, Baron Von Raschke, Luciano Pavarotti, John Goodman, Jackie Gleason, Chubby Checker, John Belushi, Raymond Burr, Dom Deluise, Aretha Franklin, Beverly Sills, Meatloaf, Pig Champion, Wimpy (from Popeye), Fat Bastard, John Candy, the late Elvis Presley, Mr. Stay Puft, Santa Claus, Fat Joe........ and your MAMA

Music:

Poison Idea, Meatloaf, (better yet, see people I'd like to meet list)

Movies:

Don't watch 'em cause it interferes with my rigorous eating and sleeping schedule.

Television:

Again, don't watch it as it interferes with my sleepin and eatin schedule.

Books:

Who has time to read when you are as busy as I am! Readin sux.

Heroes:

My favorite person besides Dan, Sarah Biloon of course!

My Blog

I am sad and starvin!

I miss my Daddy!
Posted by Willard on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST