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kittyhawk

Albino Shape Shifting Lizard Bitches

About Me

I love to sing really loud when no-one is around. She's cute but she's Trouble It's a sin to steal a pin. I'm an off-figure stylist, prop stylist for editorial print & advertising & packaging. I am the best cook I know. No one can test my iron chef styles, let's battle. Let me make you dinner dear.

My Interests

helicopters, water, art, photography, sex, guns, rock'n'roll, big sticks, paint, porn, travelling, trees, anthropology history, communications, beds, duvets, hot knives, ribbons and guitar picks, oh and pussy cats.

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, the late Henry Darger, Lasha Ukrainka, Carmen Electra, Adrenochrome Lizards, Blenglinglominians.

Music:

my cat meaowing, Lunchmeat, Sail Boats are White,The Rolling Stones, Stooges, Metric, Deadly Snakes, Crystal Castles, D.F.A, White Stripes, Grasshopper, Wu-Tang, Kool Keith, DJ.Hype, Hot Snakes, Aphix Twin, Holy Fuck, Mars Volta, Tool, A.P.C. SADE, Theivery Corporation, B.B King, Muddy Waters, James Brown, MIA, Lady Soveriegn, Queens of the Stone Age, Les Savy Fav, Beastie Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Black Flag, Duches Says, Depech Mode, Otoliths(me), Constantines, Yeah yeah yeahs, War Brides(me)

Movies:

Everything is Illuminated, In the Realms of the Un-Real, Amelie, Garden State, People Under the Stairs, The Last Emperor, The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, Pulp Fiction, House of 1000 Corpses, Shaun of the Dead, A Scanner Darkly

Television:

Other peoples cable, Robot Chicken, Heroes, Don't Forget yor passport, Jaimie's Italy, My Name Is Earl, The Office

Books:

The Children of Men, The Frugal Gourmet on our Immigrant Ancestors, Guns Germs and Steel, Oryx and Crake, Penelopiad, Catfight, Hitchickers guide....., Of Mice and Men, The Celestine Prophecy, The Book of Lists(Cdn Ed.), And No Birds Sang, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Agony and Ecstacy, Kinsy Institute New Report on Sex, The Survival of Charles Darwin, Roxolana, The English/French/Ukrainian/Russian/Dictionaries, SAS Survival Guide, The Four Loves, KOBZAR- Taras Shevchenko. The Darwin Awards

Heroes:

Roxsolana and my Babcha Maria and Mama Olia

My Blog

a poem for you darlin’

I'll bake yoa a piethen tell you a lieI'll kiss you facejust give you a tasteYou come overyou'll seeJust how much you lust for meI'll bake you a cakesweet heart will brake...
Posted by kittyhawk on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

not fit for human consumption

I have a monster hangover-still-drunk thing going on. W O W.I guess thats what happens when you bring a 3 litre bottle of vino to Adder's.Holy fuck fun times! So the week of my champagne birthday debo...
Posted by kittyhawk on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

I'll rape your..........music library..............

I did a little partying friday @ the dollar for like 10 min then back to the lair for more fun. Cable guy hooked up internet on saturday morning finally. Slept off my sickness saturday and then did sh...
Posted by kittyhawk on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:35:00 PST

champaign fuck

I am sick. I got it from the photot shoot. Yukkka. I'll be in quarantine/isolation for a few days only to re-surfce from under my duvet for sushi and my birthday (feb 28th) and maybe some retail thera...
Posted by kittyhawk on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

Yes, yes

So I'm alot nicer than some may think.
Posted by kittyhawk on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

Hazelton Lanes

So as you all may or may not know I'm an off-figure/ product stylist for various Toronto based retailers and Canada wide brand departement stores.My recent clientelle includes;House&HomeBrian Glucksti...
Posted by kittyhawk on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

Accosted

Ladies be very very careful walking home alone @ nite:Tips for not being accosted1) Call someone on your cell while you walk to your destination2) Speak, bark or sing loudly to yourself, they'll think...
Posted by kittyhawk on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST

internet cafes blow

Well, well, well. Weekend was brilliant! Saw some unsavoury characters but all ended well cause I don't care what you think. I am what I am and if thats too hot for you then don't touch me. I meant n...
Posted by kittyhawk on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

You're a Strange Animal.... that's what I know

Death to V-Day!The Darrell date stiffed me and not in the good way,something about the snow?got pissed, had no dinner and went into plan #3. Missions #2 and plan #3 were accomplished, well done Kittyh...
Posted by kittyhawk on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

Subscribe or perish

February is my favorite fucking month! Yessssssss..............13 days to get a Valentine.Thursday hmmm... what to do? Pitter Patter @ the Boat?I could go for drinks and lots of loud sounds.But first ...
Posted by kittyhawk on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:54:00 PST