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SHITBISCUIT

NUMBER 1 WITHA MULLET

About Me

this just about sums it up.

My Interests

ALABAMA FOOTBALL, trains, music, painting, drawing, comics, 80's pop culture, literature, high life, southpaw, benching, politics, movies, drums, banjo, guitar, biking, exploring, graffiti, critters, writing, graphic design, horror movies, fishing, ALABAMA FOOTBALL, southern food, cooking, bean burritos, coldsnacks, buffets, whiskey, ....

I'd like to meet:

critters and a guy that can match this... 48 second keg stand!!!!DEEEEE RAGON!!!!!

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK!, METAL, STONER ROCK, THRASH... JOURNEY, black sabbath, iron maiden, anthrax, RUN DMC, kyuss, jawbreaker, goatsnake, jawbox, bob marley, creedence clearwater revival, faith no more, bad brains, greenleaf, fireball ministry, municipal waste, dozer, alice in chains, 3 inches of blood, the pinehill haints, pentagram, this bike is a pipe bomb, son volt, fudge tunnel, the pixies, duran duran, guns n roses, team dresh, COC, black cobra, hermano, the hidden hand, strikeforce diablo, the smiths, tears for fears, st. vitus, big business, the geto boys, the cult, outkast, pantera, Bone thugs-n-harmony, zz top, bel biv devoe, pegboy, pung, pat benetar, cyndi lauper, torches to rome, the melvins, orange goblin, baroness, army of ponch, small brown bike, twelve hour turn, hank williams sr./jr., lynyrd skynyrd, winger, ice cube, yaphet kotto, baroness, crimpshrine, fuel, please inform the captain, integrity, true north, palatka, asshole parade, wardance orange, asschapel, planes mistaken for stars, the can-kickers, james brown, burnman, city of caterpillar, clairmel, malady, embrace, MOS DEF, acrid, american steel, assuck, avail, floodgate, circle takes the square, hot cross, pg. 99, engine down, the sword, wooly mammoth, employer/employee, gunmoll, able baker fox, bread & circuits, motorhead, social distortion, navio forge, unearthly trance, michael jackson, jud jud, i hate myself, pretty girls make graves, the butchies, foreigner, immortal avenger, the cult, man or astro man, rumbleseat, samiam, radon, reversal of man, plate 6, alan ogg, a tribe called quest, simple minds, slayer, depeche mode, the swarm, ministry, MEGADETH, the assistant, theory in practice, the police, demons and wizards, the assistant, there were wires, supersuckers, nudeswirl, color me badd, cypress hill, outkast, bolt thrower, willie nelson, merle haggard, burning airlines, american football, de la soul, dead prez, epmd, fleetwood mac, jurassic 5, public enemy, the allman brothers, U2, steve miller band, mordex, crack baby jesus, journey, journey, journey, cinderella, journey,

Television:

saved by the bell saved by the bell saved by the bell

Books:

rogue nation-clyde prestowitz the people's history of the united states-howard zinn anti-capitalist reader-joel schalit slaughterhouse 5-vonnegut lies across america-james loen power and terror-noam chomsky the republican noise machine-david brock scary stories to tell in the dark more scary stories to tell in the dark the berenstain bears misery-stephen king american psycho

Heroes:

steve perry, zack morris (fuck slater!), noam chomsky, david hasselhoff, johnny 5, turbo from breakin'Mr. BIllDIXIE DUKE!the motherfucking bear!

My Blog

SPREAD FUCKING EAGLE!!!

SLANGIN' DUKE KNOWS HOW TO SLANG SOME METAL!metalmetalbeerthis picture of burkart fucking cracks me up!instead of mo mo mo mo more...we're saying ROLL TIDE ROLL TIDE ROLL!!! yep, we're genius....
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST

LESSONS IN HAVING FUN AT THE POOL!!!

LESSONS IN HAVING FUN AT THE POOL:LESSON 1: Make friends.LESSON 2: It's more fun in the water. Help a brother out!LESSON 3: Strike a pose. A man with a pose is a man with the hos.LESSON 4: Be creative...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST

LAKE TRIP PART 1

you DON"T wanna fuck with this...my new homie jay did and just look what i did to him!pole tried fuckin' with it.. .so i slapped that bitch in the face.my reign of power ran strong til i came across t...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

PICTURE POST!

for halloween.. we played the plaza as IRON FUCKING MAIDEN, and turned that place upside down!everybody's face in this look really funny.yesterday kicked off flag football: season 3 (The Year of the D...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:54:00 PST

4 years just for weed!! DAMN!

thursday we played a show at cave 9. i had a blast and the response was awesome. mixed night of celebration. on one hand we had bastille day! storming of bastille, start of the french revolution. and ...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VIP's the place to be!

city stages was off the hook this year.. and different than any other year i've gone. Usually i go all day, walk around all day, and mingle with old friends. this year, I left VIP once the entire tim...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CENTURY CLUB

So, we finally had century club on saturday. let's see who all i can remember... lauren the underachiever (aka helen bach) and jon the horny hormone horton (jumpy), steve the steve (aka hoppes), david...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pensacola trip

pensacola trip was crunk (thanks nikki for the definition) fo real. left work a little early to meet steve and head to casa de kroton. got all the equipment loaded and rode with the one and only helen...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the buffalo theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffa! lo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good f...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks for keeping us safe from terrorism!!

Student Arrested For Terroristic Threatening Says Incident A Misunderstanding A George Rogers Clark High School junior arrested Tuesday for making terrorist threats told LEX 18 News Thursday that t...
Posted by SHITBISCUIT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST