Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man

About Me

The Black Angel
People Iced: Fifteen
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Thumbs
Get Your HITMAN Name

My Interests

SW, WWE, RPG's, Horror flicks, free porn and being THE BAD GUY.

I'd like to meet:

Angus Scrimm, George Romero, John Carpenter and various other people.
Get Your Own Voice Player ManageRingo

is a Tall Mutant Ninja that was Trained by Pai Mei, wears an Eyepatch, has Flat Feet, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Strength: 12 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 8

To see if your Super Battle Ninja can
defeat Ringo, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Ringo using

Music:

Goblin, Enigma, Rob Zombie, lots of classical, various other stuff.

Movies:

Far too many to even start listing them.

Television:

Not much really, although the new Doctor Who is quite pimp.

Books:

Mostly SW, anything with killer sharks in it, Steve Alten is a pretty good author. LOTR of course. The Illuminatus Trilogy.

Heroes:

Steifon's cat Jinx is currently my hero, followed closely by myself since the return of THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!

My Blog

Fuck, I got Tagged.

Shit. Weird Things About MeSo the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and...
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 01:11:00 PST

Life is Weird

I'm sitting here on my birthday and wondering just what the hell is going on lately. Lemme splain to joo. I've been having people I have seen in a span from 4 to 10 years start popping up in my life a...
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Give Me A Break

Ok folks, quick reminder. If you plan on being around me or maybe even attempting to be my friend, there are two things you have to do. 1. Learn to take a fucking joke 2. Grow a thicker skin and...
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cavity

I think I have a cavity.
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What exactly is the point?

That is what i'd like to know. I suppose I can sort of understand why people enjoy reading and posting blogs...but only a little. I've been sitting here for about the last hour or so skimming over var...
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I do love me some.......

Dirty Pillows!!!!!!
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read

It's a blog.
Posted by Lord Ringo Jehovah Is A Righteous Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST