Chainsaw

Chainsaw is, perhaps, the most despotic, despicable human being(?) to walk the face of the earth! Casting a mighty shadow over the planet, his mission of WORLD DOMINATIONtm has brought lesser men to their knees...but not in THAT way, okay? Fire and pain with sharp pointy teeth has been left in his wake, as he has used his self-deprecating humor and sophmoric ways to trick his enemies into believing he a nice guy, only to spring his plan of WORLD DOMINATIONtm on them, overwhelming them to the point of tears and cries of mercy. But mercy never comes, only...the opposite of mercy. Whatever that is.Born the son of rich sharecroppers, Chainsaw has been fermenting his plans of WORLD DOMINATIONtm for lo, these many decades. Some say he wears an iron mask to cover the hideous scars left on his face by his own arrogance! Some say he grew a beard and still lives here, but that's a DAMN LIE! Still others say they've never even heard of him, and those that have say he's a harmless weirdo, but their eyes tell a different story. A story of abject fear of something, as if an invisible hand has them by the throat! For they are in the iron grip of WORLD DOMINATIONtm!!! And while you have read this, dear reader, you have been seized by WORLD DOMINATIONtm!!! The glory of Lord Chainsaw continues anew! All hail Lord Chainsaw!!Do not run. You will only die tired and dead. -Subservant Rothchild VonBottenBotten, Official BiographerPS- He also liked the movie "Toy Story"...

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