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Eli

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I'm as celibate as 50% of the hetrosexual Roman Catholic Clergy. ~ Kurt VonnegutA purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. Kurt Vonnegut, Sirens of Titan
You Are 2: The Helper
You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.
You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.
Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.
You connect with people who are charming and charismatic.
At Your Best: You are deeply giving, altruistic, and humble. You devote your life to others while caring for yourself too.
At Your Worst: You are manipulative and enjoy making other people guilty.
Your Fixation: Rejection
Your Primary Fear: Being unworthy of love
Your Primary Desire: To be loved unconditionally
Other Number 2's: Mother Teresa, John Travolta, Princess Diana, Dr. Phil, and Mr. Rogers. What Number Are You?
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You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test Your results:
You are Poison Ivy Poison Ivy 79% Apocalypse 78% Magneto 77% Dr. Doom 72% Mystique 70% Catwoman 67% The Joker 62% Two-Face 62% Mr. Freeze 61% Dark Phoenix 61% Juggernaut 54% Riddler 51% Green Goblin 50% Venom 47% Lex Luthor 47% Kingpin 37% You would go to almost any length for the protection of the environment including manipulation and elimination.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I think it should be made clear that I'm not here looking for hook-ups or dates. I seem to be getting a lot of e-mails from people asking to "meet-up". While that's great for people that are looking for that kind of interaction, I'm really here just to keep intouch with my friends and family and maybe make some new on-line friends in the process. So if you're intrested in reading my blog, or sharing a story, maybe we met before please feel free to send me a message, but I'm not looking for any one-night stands, dates, or suggestive e-mails. While flattering, I'm seeing someone and it just makes me uncomfortable to have to reply to the come-ons of people that I don't know. I wish you the best and hope to hear from you all soon.

Music:

A sweet story about a crane and a giraffe in love. (sounds wierd, but it's cute!) object width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Indian movies are strange, enjoy this! .. width="425" height="350" ..
You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right What Famous Pinup Are You?

Television:

Invader Zim personality quiz
GIR: GIR is a dysfunctional robot built by the Tallest so they wouldn't have to give Zim a SIR unit. They built him with spare parts and loose change among other assorted objects. It looks kind of not good, but that's what the enemy will think. Actually, it is complete trash. GIR doesn't even know what the 'g' in his name stands for. On the way to Earth, he sings the doom song; a song consisting only of the words 'doom,' 'doomie', and 'doomadoom'; for over six months. On Earth, he is disguised as a cute, squeaky, green doggy. GIR loves the scary monkey show and food. He does have some useful features, like jets, lasers, and guidance technology. "To make room for the tuuuna!"
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Heroes:


You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

Buddhism


100%

Hinduism


75%

Satanism


63%

Islam


58%

agnosticism


58%

Paganism


58%

atheism


50%

Christianity


38%

Judaism


33%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.comSay what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile! Kurt VonnegutThose who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand Kurt VonnegutJust because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe. Kurt Vonnegut, Novel 'Hocus Pocus' 1990

My Blog

What is love, and when do you give up?

Okay, this is going to be short, as I'm trying to get the heck out of the office today, at some point, but just a quick thought as I'm the last one here and they're turning out the lights. I've had so...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:13:00 PST

Death, life, and the loss of children.

The death of a child is something that you can't describe. My two year-old nephew died last Sunday night. I know it's not my child, but I can't help feeling that spinning, sense of loss. My great-gran...
Posted by Eli on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

My boyfriend doesn't have a MYSPACE page

Hmm the rantings of Z, yet again. Does anyone else keep getting e-mails from strange people looking for hook-ups? or if they don't come out and say it they "cleverly" disguse it by saying they "want ...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

What is a Friend?

All right, I have the feeling that this will be my last post on Live Journal, but My space will still have more. I'm going to say some kind of harsh things, but they are not undeserved, and I don't c...
Posted by Eli on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:53:00 PST

Nice quiet world

Yesterday I was walking around Westport with my hearing aids. I walked around turning them on and off experiencing as close as I can come to the hearing world. Every time I do that I'm more and more t...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:40:00 PST

Alone but not lonely

I spent the day alone. It felt good. I got to do what I wanted, and go where I wanted with out worrying about anyone else. I filled up my gas tank, and drove around. I wound up in Westport. After walk...
Posted by Eli on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:45:00 PST

Live Journal

Alright, so I've heard from everyone that I don't post enough. I've decided to do Live Journal instead, if you're still intrested in anything I've said, or will say, check on there. www.livejournal.co...
Posted by Eli on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:56:00 PST

"Why I'm Thankfu", or "Life Takes too Long".

Ever notice how life goes so slowly when you're waiting for something good, and so fast when that good thing comes? I guess we've all had that happen. It feels like my life has been in slow motion fo...
Posted by Eli on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:02:00 PST

I am Lizzi's everlasting boredom.

My loneliness runsswiftly through the streets at night;my search shall find one. --------------------------------------------------- Some friends listen deeplyothers close you down and weep;you were m...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:12:00 PST

Removing you

You've been deleted, blocked and removed; I don't want to see your face. I don't want to hear your voice. I wish I didn't know your phone number. God what was I thinking talking to you. You're a child...
Posted by Eli on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST