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Bob Shoe (i pwn n00bs!)

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About Me

I am a Ybor Islamic Recruiter/Bouncer.
I draw funny pictures of the Puppet Muhammed.
Parenting:
The most amazing thing my child has ever done is...
Nothing! I don't have my litter of little rugrats yet!
The perfect date to bring a child on is...
Hooters or Chuck-e-cheese's
When it comes to parenting, I'd also like to say...
I'm a very structured person. I think children should be raised with very strongly set guidelines.(unlike how my grandma raised me)
Health and Fitness:
The form of exercise I like most is...
BD/SM is a better workout than richard simmons' videos
I'm inspired to exercise by...
the L.A. Riots and looting
When it comes to health and fitness, I'd also like to say...
Christianity is a childish hangover which must be overcome to reach full maturity. That's why I constantly beat myself while working out.
What celebrity do people say you resemble?
Muhammed!
What do you like to do?
Hopscotch & beer helmets!
Some of my favorite musicians/albums...
David Allen Coe, King Diamond, Michael Jackson (new stuff only), Our Moms Think We're Cool (local band)
I'd also like to say...
I drink like a fish and smoke like a chimney. to make up for this i have absolutely no morals at all. Have you ever spat from the top of the refridgerator down onto the vapid sea of microbacteria below?
Personal Thought or Quote...
one time i went to the store to buy a blender. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Is it true, that you duct tape gophers and shove them up your ass, sideways?

I'd like to meet:

The Pope... so I can get my crack pipe back. What a punk that dude is.

Music:

Dido, Garth, Florida Orchestra... but only when they're naked.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Queer as Folk, anything with violence and breeder bashing.

Television:

pr0n.

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Allah is my God, muhammed is His prophet! Praise be unto monkey nuts.