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Jake

CALM DOWN DEAR, IT'S A BENGAL TIGER

About Me


Doug Stanhope talks about ABORTION
I am a clown, so fucking laugh you cunt.I hit the drums and sing some background words for these two wonderful little bands:
TATNESS.COM
TAT MYSPACE

SHOOT TO KILL MYSPACE I like stuff and stuff occasionally likes me back.
I drink alot of this. Grape soda makes it all better. Get on it.

Vernon Chatman and John Lee of WONDER SHOWZEN

Bob Odenkirk and David Cross of MR SHOW

Trey Parker and Matt Stone of SOUTH PARK

My Interests

drumming, singing, guitaring, writing songs, watching films and tv, comedy, web design, drinking and smoking myself retarded, succesfully avoiding most shitty shows and clubs, wearing hats, dribbling until i get attention, pulling faces at cameras, complaining that i can never find my cigarettes, picking my nose and eating it... and the rest.

I'd like to meet:

Joss Ackland and his spunky backpack
---------------------------------------------A happy ending all over my own face.

Music:

Adolescents, ALL, The B-52's, Bad Brains, Ben Kweller, Billy Bragg, Bis, Black Flag, Bloodhound Gang, Bones Brigade, Bullets To Broadway, Butthole Surfers, Career Suicide, Circle Jerks, Consumed, Descendents, DEVO, Eels, Everclear, Faith No More, FEAR, Frenzal Rhomb, Fucked Up, Fugazi, Green Day, Guttermouth, GWAR, Hard Skin, Idlewild, Kid Dynamite, Les Claypool's Frog Brigade, Less Than Jake, Lifetime, Minor Threat, Municipal Waste, The Necros, Negative Approach, Nick Drake, NOFX, Orange Park, Osker, Paint It Black, PFFR, The Polyphonic Spree, Polysics, The Presidents of the USA, Primus, Propaghandi, Reagan Youth, The Rentals, Rocket From The Crypt, Soulwax, Stereo Total, Subhumans, Suicidal Tendancies, Supersuckers, Teen Idols, Third Eye Blind, Ween, Weezer, The Who, Woodski's Warm Winter, Zeke, Zombie Death Squad

Movies:

Ghostbusters 1+2, Back To The Future 1-3, Gremlins 1+2, Freaked, Animal House, Nightmare on Elm Street 1-3, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, Halloween 1+2, Bill & Ted 1+2, Todd Solondz movies (Happiness, Palindromes, Storytelling, Welcome To The Dollhouse), Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Strike Back, Jersey Girl), Tank Girl, Teen Wolf, Super Troopers, Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, Serial Mom, My Wrongs, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Waynes World 1+2

Television:

Cat. A - True Admiration:
Wonder Showzen, Mr. Show, Brasseye, Jam, The Day Today, South Park, Alan Partridge, Black Books, Frasier, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Armando Ianucci Shows, Peep Show, Time Trumpet, Beavis And Butthead, The Simpsons, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Nathan Barley

Cat. B - Guilty Pleasures & Time Passers:
Family Guy, The IT Crowd, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, Deal Or No Deal, Richard And Judy, Ren & Stimpy,

Books:

The Lost Boy
Genie: A Scientific Tragedy
Mr Show: What Happened?
The Encyclopedia of True Crime

Heroes:

Chris Morris, Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Bill Stevenson, Eric Sandin, Tre Cool, Gordy Forman...

My Blog

Christopher Andrew Emerson. 1985-2006. RIP

One of my closest and oldest friends, one of my many beloved parteners in crime, Chris Emerson, died yesterday, along with his wonderful girlfriend Natalie, in a car accident on the A130. I'm in total...
Posted by Jake (Sharko) on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:35:00 PST

WAAAAARRGGRRGHHH

i just woke up after a pretty crappy night out i'm hungover and craving the perfect sandwich i've also got a fairly prominent erection it feels like my guts are going to fall out my arse the 'thi...
Posted by Jake (Sharko) on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:06:00 PST