Lynsey, otherwise known as:
hyn-sy-esy-ma-jig (hinseeseemajig)
n.
A mangled version of the name Lynsey, derived from a stupid nickname, a mispelling by a moronic illiterate dwarf and an error by a New Zealand rock band with rather nice shoes. (Thank you Sophie! With additions from The Datsuns and the unnamed evil moronic Polish dwarf!)
Or "Pinky"....depends who you talk to!
I am an official genius...When I was 8 I took a Mensa exam which showed I had an IQ of 169 - higher than 99.9% of the child population.....and Carol Vorderman (149)!!
I scored the winning point in the final of the Essex Junior Volleyball Tournament in 1997
When I was 2, I was seriously burnt from head to toe after I pulled a few of cups of coffee off the kitchen work surface all over me. I was in the burns unit for a few weeks and was supposed to have had a skin graft covering my whole face. The only marks that ended up being left on me are a couple of (actually quite cool) scars up my arm.
Pies are the greatest thing known to man....
Along with nachoes
I get stupidly excited over penguins, and Happy Feet pretty much sent me over the edge
Avril Lavigne makes me angry...
As do scene kids who believe they are more "into the scene" than anyone else....
And people who's "All Time Favourite Band" have been around for 5 mins and 1 album
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