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Captain Sandy Vagina

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About Me


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Well, my name's Stuart but call me Stu. I'm 26, born in Skelmersdale (in Lancashire) but now living in Hunts Cross, Liverpool.
I graduated with a BSc in Computer Studies, from Liverpool John Moores university and now I work as an IT Network Manager in a school but I really, really wish that I didn't. Hopefully this is only temporary to pay the bills until a better IT job comes along or until my awesome band gets going.
~ I love... my guitar, my fx pedals, my CD collection, my PC, my Smurf band, paintballing, go-karts, playing PS2, big mugs of tea with biscuits and my mates with whom I have countless hours of braindead fun. AND LIVERPOOL FC!!!
~ I hate... pretentious indie kids, emo bitches, chav/townie scumbags, butter-like spreads, artificial sugars, diet soft drinks, decaf coffee, jobs that don't pay what I deserve, when tshirts shrink in the wash and are unwearable, when jeans get washed and they go all crunchy until you wear them back in and probably more that I can't think of.
~ I am addicted to... the internet, Skittles, guitar FX pedals, eBay and John Frusciante.

My Interests



Badgers

Calling things "Gay"

Comics

Computers

Dinosaurs

Films

Footie

Green Lantern

Guitars

Guitar FX

T'Internet

LIVERPOOL FC

Mirth & Merriment

Music

Robots

TV

YOUR GAY FACE!!

I'd like to meet:


The musicians, actors, actresses and sports people who I love or idolise and interesting people with interesting stories of interest.

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Music:



It's basically impossible for me to rank my favourite bands, whenever I try to - the top ten quickly becomes a top fifty.

So, all you need to know is that my musical shining light is John Frusciante. I worship and adore him, he is musical perfection and guitar Godliness personified to me.

As for the rest, the super kickass bands are bolded for your convenience:

2Pac

A Perfect Circle

A Tribe Called Quest

AC/DC

Afghan Whigs

Alice In Chains

Alkaline Trio

Anthrax

Anti-Flag

At The Drive-In

Ataxia

Athlete

Audioslave

Audiovent

Auf Der Maur

Belly

Biffy Clyro

Black Label Society

Black Sabbath

Bon Jovi

Brant Bjork

Buckethead

Butthole Surfers

Cave In

Charlotte Hatherley

Chris Cornell

Coheed & Cambria

Colin Hay

Damageplan

Dave Navarro

Death Cab For Cutie

Death Cube K

Def Leppard

Descendents

Dinosaur Jr

Dragonforce

Dramagods

Dream Theater

Drive Like You Stole It

Dropkick Murphys

DumDums

Eagles of Death Metal

Editors

Eels

Eric Clapton

Enemy

Evan Dando

Extreme

Eyes Adrift

Face2Face

Faith No More

Feeder

Fenix*TX

Finch

Flipper

Foo Fighters

Fu Manchu

Fuel

Funeral For A Friend

Gamma Ray

Garbage

Gin Blossoms

Goo Goo Dolls

Green Day

Green River

G.U. Medicine

Guns N' Roses

Head Automatica

Helloween

Helmet

Hope Of The States

Hundred Reasons

Idlewild

Jackson United

Jawbreaker

Jeff Beck

Jerry Cantrell

Jetplane Landing

Jimi Hendrix

Jimmy Eat World

Joe Satriani

King's X

Kiss

KunK!

Kyuss

Lacuna Coil

Lagwagon

Lemonheads

Less Than Jake

Lordi

Lostprophets

Mark Lanegan

Mastodon

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Megadeth

Men At Work

Metallica

Mike Park

Minus The Bear

Mogwai

Mondo Generator

Mourning Widows

Mr. Big

Muse

My Bloody Valentine

Nada Surf

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Nick Oliveri

Nina Gordon

Nirvana

NOFX

Nuno Bettencourt

Oceansize

Ozzy Osbourne

Paloalto

Panic! At The Disco

Pantera

Paul Gilbert

Pearl Jam

Pink Floyd

Pixies

PJ Harvey

Population 1

Praxis

Queens Of The Stone Age

Radiohead

Rage Against The Machine

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Reef

Reel Big Fish

Rise Against

Roadstar

Screaming Trees

Seafood

Shihad

Silverchair

Silvertide

Skunk Anansie

Slayer

Sleater-Kinney

Snoop Dogg

Sonata Arctica

Sonic Boom Six

Sonic Youth

Soundgarden

Steve Vai

Stone Temple Pilots

Sunny Day Real Estate

Taylor Hawkins & The Coattail Riders

Temple Of The Dog

The Black Velvets

The Darkness

The Desert Sessions

The Dissociatives

The Distillers

The Donnas

The Fire Theft

The Glitterati

The Mars Volta

The Network

The Notorious B.I.G.

The Offspring

The Replacements

The Smashing Pumpkins

The Sounds

The Stills

Thin Lizzy

Tom McRae

Trivium

Turbonegro

Ugly Kid Joe

Van Halen

Velvet Revolver

Veruca Salt

Viva Death

We Are Scientists

Weezer

Winnebago Deal

Wu-Tang Clan

Zwan

... AND MANY MORE!!!

Movies:

Airplane 1 & 2

BASEketball

Drop Dead Fred

Gremlins

Jaws

Kill Bill: Volume 1 & 2

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Orgazmo

Se7en

Spinal Tap

The Crow

The Shawshank Redemption

Transformers: The Movie

Young Guns I & II

Television:

C.S.I.

Dino-Riders

Family Guy

Futurama

Lost

M.A.S.K.

Nevermind The Buzzcocks

Q.I.

Red Dwarf

South Park

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Simpsons

Thundercats

Transformers

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Visionairies

Books:

Charles R. Cross

Chuck Palahniuk

Dan Brown

John Case

Michael Crichton

Michael Ridpath

Mitch Albom

Robert Harris

Yann Martel

Heroes:

Bill Shankly

Bob Paisley

Dave Grohl

Jodie Foster

John Frusciante

Josh Homme

Kenny Dalglish

Morgan Freeman

Samuel L. Jackson

Steven Gerrard
You have to check this cause out.

My Blog

Stu Sees Prince In London!!

Had a great weekend to be perfectly honest BECAUSE I SAW PRINCE!!!Gig was at the new O2 Arena in London, formerly the Millenium Dome. I must say, the Dome itself is really shit - made of canvas,...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST

Benicassim (Part I)

Ok, so Kat and I are back from our holiday - alive and well - and I feel a hell of a lot better for it. As you may or may not (but should) know, we went off to a town in Spain called Benicassim which ...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:07:00 PST

Herro?

Apologies for my absence but, as you (should) know, I moved on friday... well, actually John and I moved most of our stuff in at midnight thursday as that's TECHNICALLY when our tenancy started. The l...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

Local photos, Dalton & Parbold...

Seeing as yesterday (Sunday) was such a gorgeous day, Kat and I went out for a drive through the local villages of Dalton and Parbold. We hit our usual place, a church, and then we went up Parbold Hil...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST

Winnebago Deal / Lagwagon photos!

Well, on tuesday I went to the Barfly in Liverpool and saw the excellent Winnebago Deal and, as always, they delivered a pounding hard show, loud as sin that left me with very sore ears (as I forgot m...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

Random black & white photographs

Came home at lunchtime and it's sunny, so I cracked the camera out and quickly snapped a few things in ze garden.Uh-huh....
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:21:00 PST

I frickin' LOVE Kevin Smith!

Kat and I watched three of his amazing films this weekend - Chasing Amy, Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - and we fucking love it. Problem is, now I once again have the over-whelming urge ...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:51:00 PST

Benicassim Festival, here we come!!

That's right, jive-turkeys, Kat and I along with a group of her friends (and some of my pals too if I can tempt them) are going to Valencia in July to go to the Benicassim Festival! http://fiberfib.co...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

I got a gorgeous new camera...

This little beauty now belongs to ME: Sony DSC-H26MP12x Optical ZoomOther sexual features... Kat also got a new camera at christmas (I bought mine myself) and had a quick faff round with it last nigh...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

New Years Eve, 2006 rolls into 2007...

What a brilliant night, I always love it when the Skem gang (minus a few casualties because they are (A) pussies and (B) double pussies) gets back together.We were at Dicko's house in Leeds, I can't b...
Posted by Captain Sandy Vagina on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST