Mostly squat parties/free parties and warehouse raves - I support a lot of local punk bands and regularly go to gigs. Unfortunatley most of the local gigs are full of under-age wanker EMO kiddies who can't handle mosh pits and slam dancing - so I regularly enjoy throwing them all over the place
I like skateboarding (well skateboarders!) but everytime I step on a board I almost kill myself so I prefer to sit and watch - same goes for BMX I got pretty good at it and then got the fear which resulted in countless injuries
I also *love* yoga and take a lot of time out for meditation - gotta keep yourself flexi-bendy, centered and grounded
The sea is stunning and beautiful so I try to spend as much of my time there as possible (quite difficult living this far inland) I quite like the idea of surfing - I can't surf but I would like to learn next year at least it would allow me to do something constructive at the seaside rather than just poking weird squidgy things in rock pools with sticks, collecting carrier bags full of shells and sitting there gawping at the sea - anybody fancy a challenge? Fancy teaching me to surf let me know!
I really enjoy singing in the shower nothing better than being covered in bubbles singing your heart out
I do a lot of drawing (im into my manga,animee characters)I also do a lot of sticker and stencil graf (loving the work of Mr Breakfast/Fafi etc)
I love cartoons especially Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends - 'Cheese' is the best character. I also like the Powerpuff Girls..ah come on their theme music is jungle *nuff respek* ha!
I love cakes and biscuits, budget horror films, weird clothes, cheap clothes and big shoes. Cheap plastic jewellery, anything (or anyone) burlesque, mo-hawks, The A-Team, big dirty traveller wagons, buses, and Land Rover 101's oh and squats :)
You will regularly find me pointing and laughing at looser chavs in those plastic monstrosities they call cars - why spend all that money on a piece of shite car when you could have saved it all up and bought a better one? Dickheads!! Ha ha ha
I AM VERY ACTIVE ON THE ANIMAL RIGHTS FRONT AND I AM COMPLETELY AGAINST FOX HUNTING (If you need help with a campaign a lift to a protest or generally want one more person to stand for your cause - drop me a line)
Apart from all that I hold down a normal job and party at the weekends....but who dosen't?
Tech Itch, Goldie, Evol Intent, Dylan, Ink, Spor, Teebee - Nasty dirty evil people (in the nicest possible way) who have completely altered my perception of D&B - Everything else is now just far too slow.
Ronald Macdonald & Barney - Both need a kick in the nuts
The Queen - I like scones and so does she
McFly - There is one in particular but I don't know his name - I would love to tie him up and do bad things to him
Dita Von-Tese - She is great - I find her fascinating she actually looks like a beautiful plastic doll which has come straight out of a box - Burlesque anything has to be good!
Somebody who could tight lace my corset without worrying that they would hurt me. Believe me I’d scream if I wanted you to stop.....
Premiership footballers - any will do I hate all of the poncey overpaid hairdressers and would love to kick anyone of them in the nuts. I also dislike girls who aspire to be WAGS - money grabbing lazy sluts.
Robbie Williams - I'm sorry but I would love to kick him in the nuts. I think it’s about time that he declares to all his loyal female fans that he is actually gay. Watching him string them along is so unfair. I don’t personally like his whingy dull pop music but the number of women who are brutally hung up on him need to know the truth. He is a gay mans dream guy - my gay friends adore him.
Take That - I just want to trick them into a nursing home and throw away the key. Guys you are too old, all your fans are in their 30's with saggy tits. End your game now with the memory of these fans with young nubile bodies rather than fat tubs of over 30's flab offering you blow jobs.
Ooops! looks like a nut kicking agenda but these really are people I would like to meet
Anything noisy, dark, alternative or experimental
Drum and Bass -Don't like to use that term because it is so chav sounding (gash coloured Novas with shitty plastic crap hanging off them banging out clownstep/jump-up Pendulum - loosers!). I am into the more techy jungle stuff (SPL, Limewax, Dylan, Evol Intent, Spor & the god that is Tech Itch) and of course the other love of my life BREAKCORE *big kiss*
Punk - not into all the standard commercial bands I like the new unsigned stuff
Hardcore, Yardcore, Spiral, Acid Techno, Old Skool, Ska, Reggae, Ragga Jungle, Dub-step, Psy-trance, Darkcore, Speedcore I HATE HARDSTLYE!!
Gabber (basic stereotypical Deathchant to the more extreme stuff - as long as I can mosh to it(but not 'noise' I dont totally understand the concept so it does my head plus it sounds like a load of metal in a tumble dryer)I also hate the racist german pap - how many times can hitler be sampled? The stupid idiot is dead and so should all the mindless nobodys who thinks he was right!
I also like good REAL oldskool singing voices from the likes of Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald none of this 'Girls Aloud nobody can really sing' over processesed pants!
I absolutely adore cheap horror films - low budgets bad scripts/acting occasionally sprinkled with a teeny bit of soft porn i.e. Vampires vs Zombies (to try and deflect your attention from the shockingly low budget and pap 'story line') have me laughing for ages. Show me a crap horror film that I haven't seen and I will be your friend forever
Although I must point out that I am absolutly terrified of zombies I think it's the most likely thing to happen (if anything had to happen out of a horror film). I'll be all good though I have my Zombie Survial Guide (by Max Brooks!)
Nah....TV dont do it for me. To much cocaine in TV these days and it seems like all the presenters are in on a 'private' joke i.e. the presenters on E4. You can even tell when they have 'reloaded' in the break - nothing more boring than watching someone come-up on coke on TV (apart from when they loose the plot or get numb lips and cant speak - well funny - stupid loosers I hope their faces rot!) *~yawn~*
Love reading books I have an overactive imagination so reading books gives me a chance to use it.
My two favorite *silly* books are the Jolly Postman and the Jolly Christmas Postman - a little below my reading age but they are the most amazing childrens books ever they have these fab little envelopes in that you can open!
I would choose an autobiography over fiction as tru life stuff is so readable. But I have a large soft spot for trashy horror! Want a spine chilling book to read try 'World War Z' by Max Brooks (I can hear the zombies coming to get me eep!)
Spiderman (Obviously)
Betty Page *absolute goddess*
Boys with scars *swoon*
Animal activists
Anyone with a mo-hawk
The person who invented big platform shoes
The person who invented biscuits
The person who invented cakes
The person who invented flares