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Joss

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Those kids from the Philippines want to eat your babies and make love to your dad!@! Helping people gives me a sense of efficacy.

My Interests

Stretch marks, sun tan lotion, showering, Sesame Street.

I'd like to meet:

I've noticed that a lot of profiles discriminate against "fake people." I used to watch Mister Rogers all the time, so I'll show you fakers some love.

Music:

At the moment: Isley/Bacharach, Incubus: Crow Something or Whatever, Audioslave, NIN: Pretty Hate Machine

Movies:

Lost in Translation, Alien/s, Cheaper by the Dozen. I think I understood Solaris.

Television:

Favs: Alias, Stargate, Enterprise, South Park. Following: Angel, Survivor All Stars, Jeremiah, Chapelle, Futurama, Family Guy, Brak Show. Losing Interest: Smallville, 24. Conan doesn't do it for me anymore.

Books:

Semester Count: 7. NYTimes daily. Looking for a rich older gentleman to free me of this burden.

Heroes:

Mark Roberts, Batman